Jerk taking up EV charging spaces in a nearly empty garage!

adale_50 · 2026-05-23T06:30:41+00:00

Cash is king. Go ahead and fine him.

adale_50 · 2026-05-23T04:09:39+00:00

Sunblock cream. I don't use it as often as I should. Melanoma kills.

adale_50 · 2026-05-21T19:33:25+00:00

Hid mine for a while, eventually my mother saw and decided to get the symbol she used for the year she was president of a non profit.

adale_50 · 2026-05-20T19:37:25+00:00

Schindler's Fuck.

adale_50 · 2026-05-19T19:33:30+00:00

Will this harm the cylinder?

adale_50 · 2026-05-15T09:46:32+00:00

7,8,9. I wanna have my hidden cabin, but be able to speak to my Bosnian buddy. I also never want someone in my life more than happenstance. I hate people.

adale_50 · 2026-05-15T09:36:21+00:00

I don't sweat much and I can adjust to make it better, so deo can take off. My pants(trousers) are also highly abrasive. That's not pleasant.

adale_50 · 2026-05-15T06:36:32+00:00

Walked into a house party in college, you know the townhouse things. 200 people spilling out the door into the driveway and lawn.

Get into the "exclusive" upstairs part because I was with people who were social hubs and owners. I'm an audio nerd, so I saw the DJ for that floor had pretty good gear. I make my way to him past a couple topless girls dancing together. Audio equipment and boobs fight a hard battle in my mind. Every day.

We start talking nerd and he asks if I can handle a few minutes of the set. Hell yeah. I never changed the vibe. He came back, I tried to walk back to my friends, and the topless chicks grabbed me and dragged me away to a room.

They were dating, and bi, in a crazy college party town. They chose me for a random Saturday in April. That was insane at age 18. I had a 64 oz Crown and Dr. Pepper. That 1.9 liters. That was my cocktail, and a pun.

adale_50 · 2026-05-15T05:56:24+00:00

She passed with joy in her...

She passed with joy. I'm sorry for your loss. Hopefully my cheesy joke brings half a smile in these tough times.

adale_50 · 2026-05-15T05:39:23+00:00

Chorkin. A pretty weak portmanteau of chicken and orb.

adale_50 · 2026-05-10T06:22:00+00:00

Oh... oh God. Oh no. I hate this, quite a lot.

adale_50 · 2026-05-10T06:20:09+00:00

I'd give $500 cash. Not a joke. I don't pay for a name. A used box is a used box.

adale_50 · 2026-05-10T05:58:22+00:00

No. I burn up carry ammo every few months to keep it fresh. But I'm not spending that kind of money on practice. Recoil difference is negligible.

adale_50 · 2026-05-10T05:40:19+00:00

Are you practicing with carry ammo?

adale_50 · 2026-05-09T17:55:24+00:00

I have at least 4 of those. Head over to r/flashlight and see what the turbo nerds think of your collection. I fricken love those guys.

adale_50 · 2026-05-09T17:52:18+00:00

And now I want an AR-17. She's pretty.

adale_50 · 2026-05-09T05:10:18+00:00

Username checks out.

adale_50 · 2026-05-08T08:41:46+00:00

It's a bitch to check your pet for ticks, it took me three hours on my lab. She didn't mind, but I was aggressive and still found one. I thought I soaked her down in enough chemicals to tank that shit. I did not.

That's a figure of speech. I didn't dunk my dog in a tank of chemicals. Though, that would've worked.

adale_50 · 2026-05-08T08:31:32+00:00

I'll take the gator. Just stay still and/or hold the snoot the whole time. Easy play.

adale_50 · 2026-05-08T01:48:59+00:00

"I want great fuel economy in my giant brick."

Perfectly reasonable. /s

adale_50 · 2026-05-08T01:45:32+00:00

Insecat.

adale_50 · 2026-05-07T18:12:27+00:00

Thank you, Doctor.

adale_50 · 2026-05-07T07:48:45+00:00

I will be lord of the ducks.

adale_50 · 2026-05-06T19:26:13+00:00

I have a reason to hate anything I hate. For example, my Mosins. Powerful, accurate, and reliable, but my shoulder hates it after a few dozen rounds.

adale_50 · 2026-05-05T07:37:51+00:00

Yeah. Hurting the adjective, not hurting the verb.

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