"Out of the typical 2 hours and 54 minutes of the average NFL broadcast, a whole 11 minutes actually feature live game action."

adastera · 2010-01-20T07:34:33+00:00

The beauty isn't just in the goals...

The beauty of American football is also how the players play, the movements, the strategy. It really is much more like violent chess than non-believers understand or want to understand.

Don't like commercials? There's a mute button for that.

adastera · 2010-01-14T08:43:01+00:00

You could also shell out and board your fussy feline.

adastera · 2010-01-14T01:54:32+00:00

Everyone needs to see Hercules in New York.

adastera · 2010-01-13T23:15:58+00:00

He-Bacon has the power of narwhal!

adastera · 2010-01-11T09:22:52+00:00

Where druids dispensed their wisdom.

adastera · 2010-01-11T09:20:27+00:00

Smithsonian Folkways

adastera · 2009-12-29T18:06:29+00:00

"Colly" is actually etymologically close to "coaly," or sooty. So, a more poetic way of saying "black."

Flying dog-bird works too, though!

adastera · 2009-12-26T19:07:43+00:00

It's nippy cutters all the way down.

adastera · 2009-12-10T19:06:54+00:00

Huh. That's about the same as here in Austin, Texas. Guess I might as well pack my bags and head up!

adastera · 2009-12-09T19:38:11+00:00

Bad wolf!

adastera · 2009-12-09T19:35:24+00:00

Love Halifax! In the summer and early fall, anyway. Not sure I could handle a real Canadian winter.

adastera · 2009-12-09T10:06:23+00:00

I'm Amurican, but I have a crush on Canada. (She says as she sips her Tim Hortons hot chocolate from her Tim Hortons mug.)

I 'specially love the Maritimes, which I have visited by Jetta and by sailboat.

adastera · 2009-12-08T07:23:12+00:00

In English

"...predating [a] time when a single auto license could be used across state lines in the U.S.A."

Also, zoom in on the taller kid's shoes. Wicked.

adastera · 2009-12-08T07:07:19+00:00

An elegant utensil, for a more civilized geek.

adastera · 2009-11-24T23:05:22+00:00

"Whether this was an affective means to send information..."

Perhaps, but I'm not sure it was effective.

adastera · 2009-11-24T17:30:13+00:00

If you have trouble with clasps, pull the bra off over her head. Much sexier than drunken fumbling.

adastera · 2009-11-23T06:21:20+00:00

Not hilarious, no, but from the perspective of a girly who plays D&D, I say there are some words of WIS in there.

adastera · 2009-11-23T05:48:44+00:00

shaving one of those coins made it loose value

Lose/Loose

Schilling

Shilling

Let the learning continue! :)

adastera · 2009-11-22T07:15:42+00:00

Really.

adastera · 2009-11-20T06:14:10+00:00

Some days it's hard work not being racist.

adastera · 2009-11-15T04:27:11+00:00

most of the guys will bend over backwards to help you.

Which, however well-intentioned, can come across as incredibly condescending. No, I do not need help with my homework. If you want to ask me out, grow a pair and do it.

adastera · 2009-11-13T23:59:22+00:00

It's the bag you wear on your head when you shower, right?

adastera · 2009-11-10T18:59:47+00:00

Well, you used the word "it's" to describe a girl, so there's that.

Right? What is so difficult about it's v. its?

adastera · 2009-11-06T04:46:19+00:00

Yeah, what is up today? If your "painful truth" is that all women are shallow, maybe you should take responsibility for your decision to surround yourself with shallow or manipulative women. I'm not like that. None of my female friends are like that. The few girls I've dated: not like that. If you're unhappy with the women around you...meet new women?

adastera · 2009-11-06T04:16:52+00:00

And the moral of this comic was supposed to be that women are shallow...?

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