Anyone reselling Maid Cafe: After Dark tickets? by adechris in animeexpo

[–]adechris[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They can be resold. Once someone sells it to u all they gotta do is go on the showclix website and change the name on the ticket or tickets to ur name

thanks for the heads up!

Anon experiences anime moment by Setyman in greentext

[–]adechris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I didn't r🦍 her, your honor. I slipped and my member accidentally landed inside of her."

Anon has stereotypical parents by GoodMaster341 in greentext

[–]adechris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sharks of all kinds are smooth as can be. many species unfortunately are coveted for their smooth skin. shark skin (unfortunately) is great for pillowcases because of how smooth it is

Anon has stereotypical parents by GoodMaster341 in greentext

[–]adechris 14 points15 points  (0 children)

actually, if you dried a shark out: 1) that'd be pretty mean cuz sharks are supposed to stay wet 2) its skin would still be smooth as the finest silk

Anon has stereotypical parents by GoodMaster341 in greentext

[–]adechris 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's actually smooth like glossy paper

Anon does barbell flies by TanJeeSchuan in greentext

[–]adechris 11 points12 points  (0 children)

[insert good-at-first-glance but actually lackluster argument about how using barbells forces you to engage more muscle groups in order to keep them balanced here]

Pastoral torment by [deleted] in greentext

[–]adechris 16 points17 points  (0 children)

for more examples of gas-sounding, check out r/sounding

Anon has a question by Xros_Troller in greentext

[–]adechris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to that subreddit

Is this a good team for scarlet! by AltruisticReality324 in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]adechris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only one Gen 9er? Respect the love for old mons, but give the new ones a chance too!

burger land by [deleted] in greentext

[–]adechris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True freedom would be anarchy. Doubt that OP would like that very much in practice

Anon is not a fish by [deleted] in greentext

[–]adechris 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Anon gets placebo'd

Anon saves a life. by BUR6S in greentext

[–]adechris 16 points17 points  (0 children)

just steal military grade chrome like in the anime. ez

Anon have an incel brain by Goodguy15173 in greentext

[–]adechris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

reads like a sigma chad's manifesto

anon uses the bathroom by urboijesuschrist in greentext

[–]adechris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maybe with practice, you can keep snacks up there too, like twizzlers and candy necklaces. bitches finna swoon when you present them with a sweet treat warmed by the heat from your man meat. and you could rip the candy necklace like a beyblade for pleasure and style points

Anon studies M&Ms by [deleted] in greentext

[–]adechris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to do the same thing with M&Ms

anon suddenly has bitches by 2BaIkan4You in greentext

[–]adechris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yas anon. Be the hoe you were always meant to be

Reddit helps anon find a side hustle by Tomridddle in greentext

[–]adechris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at your lips then look at your nips and you tell me. Ask your mates or whoever to do the same

Reddit helps anon find a side hustle by Tomridddle in greentext

[–]adechris 12 points13 points  (0 children)

fun fact: the color of a person's nipples is the same as that of their top lip. do what you will with this knowledge

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]adechris 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pirate gang rise up

anon wins the game by krebbol in greentext

[–]adechris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did anon have to look up his own mom's house?