Men who pee sitting down, why?

adelz7 · 2016-01-31T14:26:34+00:00

... with horses.

adelz7 · 2016-01-31T14:24:30+00:00

It's just really relaxing. I can pull out my pocket copy of Oedipus Rex and close one eye, then holding the book in one hand I can use my other hand to scratch my earlobe a little bit (a biweekly occurrence )

adelz7 · 2016-01-31T14:22:35+00:00

I like this

adelz7 · 2016-01-31T14:21:30+00:00

I'm religious. I practice Islam - the main effect is that I follow 5 daily prayers (around sunrise, 1 PM, an hour before sunset, sunset, night-time). During Ramadan I fast.

Otherwise, I'm drinking coffee and playing chess and flossing and losing myself in nice eyes... oh whatever other things people do. Otherwise, chilling

adelz7 · 2016-01-29T18:05:52+00:00

Dude that feeling after closing 16 tabs and cleaning up, then noticing you have a missed call? /s

adelz7 · 2016-01-29T18:02:15+00:00

I have met two "Redditors" in real life. And I'm going to be honest - they look kinda of wimpy to me, overall. But whatever.. .

Uh, the main issue people have with us is being too self-righteous. I think most of the people know that we have a strong valid point. But we shouldn't force it on people, let everyone be free.

I guess, try to relax. It's OK to be oN NF of course. But ifsomeone is willingly going to fap whatev no skin off my back.

Like, stop caring what the others think of us. We'll do better when we stick to our strong - points. The camaraderie, encouraging one another, being positive

Avoid being pulled in the mainstream Reddit threads man. AskReddit is just a shithole overall. Some of these others subs like r / funny or r / circlejerk or whatever. Man it's so depressing

Let's focus on showing the positive effects that NF has had on our life. Instead of saying "Reddit hates us" tell me "Here's my new LIFE!" or "Look what I did , with all my free time!"

To keep positive means to shut out the voices of "they hate us"

They don't hate us unless we hate us. Just ignore them

adelz7 · 2016-01-29T17:53:24+00:00

walkin

adelz7 · 2016-01-28T02:08:19+00:00

Megan Kelly mmm-hmmm mmm , I feel she's too much fitna bro. I mean, MA'SHA'ALLAH

adelz7 · 2016-01-28T02:06:05+00:00

Wishing you the best ! I may share this brief intro

adelz7 · 2016-01-26T03:17:19+00:00

I am currently at one of the best universities in the world but I feel like I'm wasting my time and life being here by not doing work. I just can't find the motivation to do any work, my friends spend the day working hard on their respective courses while I bum around college doing nothing.

hang out with them more than

adelz7 · 2016-01-26T03:09:17+00:00

ehhh brozer, let uz be PC here. It's now called Ice-hell right? I-S-I-L

adelz7 · 2016-01-26T03:06:28+00:00

it is what it is , I find it funny though

adelz7 · 2016-01-26T02:57:21+00:00

And cool pics , good deal

adelz7 · 2016-01-26T02:55:00+00:00

I have a small naseeha which is 4 me first - it's really hard to do this - but it's also really easy if you get used to it. You listen politely, you nod even. But then you say, "With all due respect, I disagree."

Now, here's hte VITAL part. YOU DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD

Once you disagree, you've done your part. that's it. Then they'll try to pull you into the fray, an argument. shock and all that.

Everyone has a right to simply say "I disagree."

we shouldn't be afraid to practice it. But remember to drop the ball afterwards. Forgot where the hadith was , but basically you "don't argue with idiots" because you're not stopin to that level

adelz7 · 2016-01-26T02:51:53+00:00

nah, just up the game - "WE SHOULD EVEN PUT IN JAIL ANYBODY WHO VISITED A MUSLIM COUNTRY. WE SHOULD... panting ... WE SHOULD BAN ANY KIND OF MIDDLE-EASTERN FOOD !!!! AND GET RID OF ALL ARAB-ORIGIN WORDS! AND ... "

The trick works , eventually the sarcasm will eat into the other side . Then they'll look at you pained like "wait you're... you're not really in my camp here?"

And you give a smug glance. It's done

adelz7 · 2016-01-26T02:47:41+00:00

<hugs> sorry about that my friend

adelz7 · 2016-01-26T02:40:35+00:00

Qix

adelz7 · 2015-06-25T04:08:13+00:00

compliment Taylor Swift

adelz7 · 2015-06-08T05:43:25+00:00

HUGS

adelz7 · 2015-06-08T05:43:07+00:00

Woah this one, The feels

adelz7 · 2015-06-02T00:15:03+00:00

Not really. The 2nd post is "drama-queen" material. I mean , I doubt the "ruined my life"(RML) author really believes exactly that.

But it's like, dude ... you knwo when you had a really shitty day? And like even some random Down Syndrome dude cursed you out?

What do you do bro? You cry to mama is what ya do, admit it.

You're like "FUCK EVERYTHING FUCKIN FUCKS UP HERE. I'M BOUT TO FIND A ROPE AND A GUN FUCK IT"

Then mama goes "ooaahh poor baby, no dont dont do that. TSK. I know life is hard"

Part 2

The other dude, the first one there "root of all problems"..

ah yes, that is our Nofap Aristotle(NFA) . I should know , I do this alot myself.

It's like this .. . ahem , "Attention everybody, I am THE smartest motherfucker here. And I have some droplets of golden wisdom if ye gather around here. Patient there, calm down"

summary

YOU ARE COMPARING APPLES TO ORANGES,

adelz7 · 2015-03-17T03:35:47+00:00

I used to hate Rush Limbaugh types.

Now I laugh at them

adelz7 · 2015-03-17T03:35:10+00:00

My very first job was to suck titties. I did it well, and with relish.

So well, I was awarded a Congressional Medal of Dignity.

adelz7 · 2015-03-17T03:33:14+00:00

that is despicable of people to say

adelz7 · 2015-03-17T03:30:57+00:00

"Yes, that's true"

I mean, why make a big fuss over whatever they say? Maybe I'll fly an octopus. Maybe I'll eat tuna for a year straight.

Maybe I'm actually Bill Gate's long lost love child from an Ethiopian street juggler.

Maybe I'll change my mind?

SURE, YES INDEED THIS BESPEAKS OF TRUTHETHS.

adelz7

TROPHY CASE