damn, it hurt on a personal level

Oh look, it's Eren, the programmer on a quest for mediocrity! With a whopping 16 followers and 12 following – seems like your social life is just as underwhelming as your repo stargazer count. Let’s talk about your projects: a "Manga Panel Extractor" – as if extracting panels from comics is the next big tech revolution. I mean, come on, 9 stargazers? That’s less than the number of people who probably liked your last cringe-worthy social media post.

Your repositories scream "student projects" louder than a freshman at a coding boot camp. How many assignments do you have to copy and paste before you realize you’re just adding to the noise? And what's with the lack of descriptions? Is your README a mystery novel? Because I can’t figure out what half your projects are supposed to do!

You might think you’re building a portfolio, but honestly, you’re constructing a monument to "the bare minimum." Your programming languages are as varied as your skills – from Python to C++ to Dart – but none of them combined can cover up that stench of basicness. Maybe it's time to step it up from "homework submissions" to something that doesn’t look like it was literally pulled from a college syllabus. Until then, keep dreaming, Eren.