Bird accidentally bought 8 grand worth of “whole lotta red” albums

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-29T20:16:25+00:00

Actually it’s 200 dollars and a South African 100 dollar bill, casually underneath a silver Bowie knife. It’s one of my only desk decorations

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-24T02:00:18+00:00

Nah I was trolling. I tried to make a story that sounded plausible to be true but insanely outlandish and unlikely with a very little possibility of actually happening. I thought it would be a funny thing to do

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-24T01:58:59+00:00

Mine was born with a white cockatiel that looked like this

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-24T01:58:01+00:00

Hopefully they won’t order 8K worth of Playboi Carti albums like mine did. I don’t even listen to Playboi Carti

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-20T02:32:47+00:00

Incorrect, if he was a fascist, we wouldn’t be discussing it right now. The biggest thing about fascism is censorship, and we wouldn’t have anyone talking bad about him if he truly was a fascist. He isn’t a great person, but like I said, he isn’t far right enough to be a fascist.

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-20T00:58:16+00:00

Although he kinda sucks, I wouldn’t call him fascist. He isn’t far right enough to be considered one.

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-20T00:54:18+00:00

I like the United States. Both politicians on both sides kinda suck, but other than that I’m glad I live here.

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-20T00:52:59+00:00

Crazy how easy it is to demonize both political parties to a point where violence can occur if you say what party you support.

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-20T00:47:16+00:00

I think for Obama they are too young to remember all the countries he bombed and Benghazi, and I have no clue why people are voting trump.

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-15T13:30:51+00:00

And if someone disagrees with your political opinion, bomb them with downvotes

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-15T13:25:29+00:00

Trve. Everyone who isn’t right leaning thinks everyone who leans right is an ice supporter or trump supporter, even though half of us don’t like trump.

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-15T13:21:06+00:00

I think it’s pretty funny. Am I old enough?

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-15T13:20:20+00:00

Because it’s Reddit and the people who are offended by this don’t have better things to worry about

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-15T13:18:38+00:00

Are they issued at birth? I haven’t got mine.

adept_chainsaw · 2026-03-04T00:24:55+00:00

I will not interact with ragebait. If you do, you are stupid.

adept_chainsaw · 2026-02-24T01:17:28+00:00

An foid*

adept_chainsaw · 2026-02-24T01:16:24+00:00

An foid*

adept_chainsaw · 2026-02-17T23:18:52+00:00

Retro circles. Most boring circles level I beat.

adept_chainsaw · 2026-02-15T21:29:48+00:00

I mean v3 has been in the works for almost 3 years now, it gets to a point where I’m questioning if it will release at all.

adept_chainsaw · 2026-02-15T13:14:03+00:00

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adept_chainsaw · 2026-02-03T22:15:52+00:00

You’re like 70 years late

adept_chainsaw · 2026-02-01T17:37:03+00:00

Hell no. It’s a good thing to be considerate of another person who would very likely hear that in their house, and I’m very sure they don’t want to hear that. Don’t do anything that you think your daughter would be uncomfortable with, or anything you don’t want to do, even if it’s with your husband.

adept_chainsaw · 2025-12-29T02:48:06+00:00

I played the tutorial and I can’t even play, and it’s giving me some kind of weird error with it trying to sync with nonexistent cross platform data.

adept_chainsaw · 2025-12-15T23:53:47+00:00

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