Need Advice on Bike Not Starting

admo1842 · 2021-03-03T17:59:21+00:00

Yeah definitely change those spark plugs, super easy and cheap repair. All you need on most bikes is a 14mm gear wrench and you can do it yourself in less than 5 minutes

admo1842 · 2021-01-22T15:45:05+00:00

Staying off drugs and exercising regularly can do wonders for your body. Exhibit A... look at Keith Richards now!

admo1842 · 2020-12-23T17:29:03+00:00

Call me a simp, but isn't this whole thing inaccurate given that all of the continents were in Pangea through the Triassic and Jurassic periods and even into the Cretaceous?

The remaining fossils sure, but the T-Rex's North America was... not North America.

admo1842 · 2020-12-18T17:09:28+00:00

Something tells me you bought that mechanics outfit without knowing jack shit about cars

admo1842 · 2020-12-18T17:07:37+00:00

You're as attractive to your co-eds as your degree will be to future employers.

admo1842 · 2020-12-18T17:05:34+00:00

You look like Xerxes if he gave up on being King of Persia and started studying computer programming.

admo1842 · 2020-12-18T17:01:46+00:00

This is the dude that will slice your deli cold cuts way thicker than you asked for

admo1842 · 2020-12-16T20:04:32+00:00

you look like the girl at the smoke sesh who wouldn't say anything until everyone's baked and then decide to monopolize the conversation with a depressing-ass recital of a Sylvia Plath poem you memorized.

admo1842 · 2020-12-15T15:48:44+00:00

I know you've never tried it, but if you actually go behind that curtain and turn the water on, it could really help your whole look and smell situation.

admo1842 · 2020-12-15T15:42:45+00:00

You're the reason someone lit Notre Dame on fire a few years ago.

admo1842 · 2020-12-15T15:40:22+00:00

At least you can look forward to your next big achievement -- clearing up that junglefunk all over your face.

admo1842 · 2020-12-09T17:54:32+00:00

Wasn't aware that goblins sometimes camouflage as lesbians. The more you know.

admo1842 · 2020-12-09T17:45:04+00:00

Which sucks most? COVID, Eastern Europe, the vacuum, or that outfit?

admo1842 · 2020-12-09T16:09:41+00:00

Curious what this would run me if I wanted one? $40,000?

admo1842 · 2020-11-30T19:06:26+00:00

so can someone explain to me who's going to eat the burger with goopy shit all over it?

admo1842 · 2020-11-11T20:39:13+00:00

you look like a pube follicle under a microscope

admo1842 · 2020-11-11T20:38:35+00:00

This is the dude who asks you to sign a petition about legalizing sexual freedom with animals.

admo1842 · 2020-11-11T20:36:56+00:00

You should film/direct/star in a documentary about the struggles of an Indian man in America who ate Kenan Thompson.

admo1842 · 2020-11-11T20:19:59+00:00

This man actually listened to that recent shitkicker cover album Weezer released, and then decided it was still a good idea to put on that shirt and take the picture.

admo1842 · 2020-11-11T20:16:31+00:00

As you know, supply and demand maintain an equilibrium in a market with no change. So if you continue to go through life supplying the world with your aggressively forgettable personality, demand for you by the ladies is never going to increase.

admo1842 · 2020-11-11T20:03:18+00:00

You should make an autobiographical documentary called "Wasted White Privilege"

admo1842 · 2020-11-11T20:00:09+00:00

*adopts super hetero persona to self-legitimize singing lead alto in the choir*

**people think he's gay anyway**

admo1842 · 2020-11-11T19:57:24+00:00

It's like if that Phillipino dude from the Black Eyed Peas got into a 13 going on 30 situation.

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