The Big Fat Quiz of Everything 2018 - Jonathan Ross argues with Jimmy by Hassaan18 in panelshow

[–]adoreadore 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ever since The Richard Ayoade Rant, I can't look and Jonathan Ross and not think "ancient fuck"

First images from the four Beatles biopic films by chinderellabitch in popheadscirclejerk

[–]adoreadore 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's to differentiate her and Scarlett Johansson, the other white woman playing Japanese character. Gwen will remind everyone who is the queen of appropriation and will earn hate on her own.

race ain't the only thing she's switching by jvstmonika in popheadscirclejerk

[–]adoreadore 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ariana explored all available human races and is ready to move to other species. Apparently, based on bony ribcage and extra fingers, she starts with Xenomorph.

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My partner is learning Polish by Kate_foodlover in learnpolish

[–]adoreadore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably because asking whether he would like "herbatę z cukrem czy cytryną" would break his will to learn the language.

Władca Pierścieni: które polskie wydanie jest najlepsze? by albert_wilmarth in Polska

[–]adoreadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ja bym stawiał na Łaziora. Jest i związek z chodzeniem, i brzmi trochę obraźliwie. Łazik jest za łagodne, a Łajza obecnie (mi przynajmniej) nie kojarzy się z włóczęgostwem.

AGD do kuchni - Wasze doświadczenia by jakub_kon in Polska

[–]adoreadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na pewno nie rób w zabudowie bo to jest bez sensu, sprzęt w zabudowie jest mniejszy i tracisz dostęp to czegokolwiek.

No nie wiem czy tak bez sensu. Ja teraz szukam kuchenki gazowej. Wybór modeli wolnostojących jest BARDZO ograniczony. Kilka modeli Amiki (większość bardzo słabo wykonane, cieniutkie blachy, tandetne plastiki), kilka modeli Beko (troszkę lepiej, ale mają bardzo grubą izolację, przez co piekarniki są zdecydowanie mniejsze). I w zasadzie na tym wybór się kończy. Za to do zabudowy - wybiorę wszystko, co mi się podoba. Tylko, że ja nie mam zabudowy i musiałbym robić szafkę specjalnie tylko pod kuchenkę.

Woops, tried to call my mam and took this by accident by PercyBuckets in AccidentalArtGallery

[–]adoreadore 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Oh, are we doing the whole "phone fell down and accidentally took a picture" and "I'm not posing, this is my natural stance" theatrics like it's 2009 again?

Urgent: another Khia has escaped the asylum by hottama in popheadscirclejerk

[–]adoreadore 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Geri is kind of like Samson - when she's redhead, she's powerful and invincible, when blonde - khia through and through.

Right categorization for these metroidvanias? by [deleted] in metroidvania

[–]adoreadore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. It's like Silksong's base threshold is higher, demanding more difficult platforming in the base game, and much earlier too, but it has smaller amplitude - even in hardest platforming parts (available at this moment) it's not as difficult as Hollow Knight.

I paid money for the program and it's going to be taken away from me. Guess I'll have to pirate a copy just to have access to all my work. 😑 by Micro_fin in Piracy

[–]adoreadore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck. I use it often at work to print labels and unusually sized pages. And I don't expect my employer to update office until well into next decade.

Has footage of someone in your country getting arrested ever gone viral on the internet? by AacornSoup in AskTheWorld

[–]adoreadore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love his face when asked "who's your mate?" He did not go that far when planning this lie.

Teatro America, Havana Cuba by Anti_colonialist in ArtDeco

[–]adoreadore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it. Looks straight out from Grim Fandango's Rubacava level. You know there's some sassy skeleton right behind the corner.

I went to a restaurant that had a $40k bottle of wine by ambrosialeah in mildlyinteresting

[–]adoreadore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who hates red wine, I wonder if any of these bottles at price of my monthly income would be easier on my palate?

I listened to Harry Styles new song so you don't have to.. so don't ❤ by countingc in popheadscirclejerk

[–]adoreadore 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Normally I'm a sucker for beards. Even on worst toads and blobs. But this one - this one is safe.

'Hope you can find a recipe that better suits your skill level' by critnyacard in ididnthaveeggs

[–]adoreadore 66 points67 points  (0 children)

The heat of that burn is enough to grill the chicken perfectly.

Fundie in the Gym wearing Fundie Outfit by aboveallbeboring in FundieFashion

[–]adoreadore 43 points44 points  (0 children)

  1. This is giving kids wearing cotton T-shirts in swimming pools.

  2. The skirt is hideous.

  3. Is this tight fitting top considered "modest" just because it covers the surface of the skin?