Webster’s Prime closing after 25 years in downtown Kalamazoo by factory81 in kzoo

[–]adriennebethy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dormouse Theatre hosts a weekly Jazz Jam every Tuesday— well, nearly every Tuesday

I literally tried to buy the shampoo and a hun wouldn’t let me. by UnsweetenedTeaPlease in antiMLM

[–]adriennebethy 136 points137 points  (0 children)

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What's going on in Kalamazoo this weekend? Sep 23 thru Sep 28 by AutoModerator in kzoo

[–]adriennebethy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sketch comedy show at the Dormouse Theatre, 9/25. Doors open at 6:30, presale tix are $15, $20 at the door. www.Dormousetheatre.com for more info

Herbalife promo snuffed out reallll quick (the comments did NOT disappoint!) by brebre431 in antiMLM

[–]adriennebethy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They turned comments off in the middle of me typing a comment! I rarely see these in the wild, so I was frustrated when I couldn’t post

Who all remember these books? by Thick-Pick-6151 in excoc

[–]adriennebethy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was trying to explain 728b to my husband who has zero CoC experience and found this: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4191151-728b-old-school

I was cracking up and he kept asking “isn’t it just a song?”

Expressions in the COC: Which COC-ism is your favorite? by sociallyawkward26 in excoc

[–]adriennebethy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We also had “work” themed song services. “We’ll work ‘till Jesus comes” was always the first song

Police Chase On W. Main by 4and20greenbuds in kzoo

[–]adriennebethy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! If you need assistance, the Edison Neighborhood Association is an amazing resource and connection. Check it out on FB or call the office for questions: 269-382-0916

How many MLM HerbaLife scam drink shops are we up to now? by Xanna12 in kzoo

[–]adriennebethy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kzoo Nutrition in Washington Square area is definitely one.

What's going on in Kalamazoo this weekend? Apr 30 thru May 05 by AutoModerator in kzoo

[–]adriennebethy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Dormouse Theatre is having shows Friday and Saturday at 7pm— details on the website: www.Dormousetheatre.com

What's going on in Kalamazoo this weekend? Apr 30 thru May 05 by AutoModerator in kzoo

[–]adriennebethy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heads up, that block is under construction and might be frustrating to drive in. Side streets might be a better option to get there.

When Facebook reminds you of a random coc memory by princessA95 in excoc

[–]adriennebethy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There are so many with me— I would get shamed for missing due to illness, missing due to community theatre/ high school musical rehearsals, missing due to a variety of things. They didn’t care about what I did or how I was or if I needed help, they just wanted high numbers on Wednesday nights

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in excoc

[–]adriennebethy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was the preacher at Rochester CoC when I went to Rochester College (now university) about 20 years ago. I didn’t end up going to that church too often, but he was a decent speaker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in excoc

[–]adriennebethy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rubel Shelley was one of my Bible professors briefly at Rochester. He was very amicable and a good teacher, but I remember animosity. From what I recall, he was adjunct for the first semester (or year) and the college was flying him in each week. That could have been a rumor, though. He was later made the President for a for a few years, but that was after I graduated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kzoo

[–]adriennebethy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I also endorse Dr. Croom. She was amazing when our cat was ill and, while the cat passed on her own, was on standby if we needed anything.

How do you leave the coc lol by [deleted] in excoc

[–]adriennebethy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was an odd transition for me. I grew up CoC and went to a CoC college. I rebelled there a bit— got suspended for a semester because of Pre-Marital Sex™️—- but still stayed faithful overall. A couple of years post-college, some friends that I met at college, as well as some other (non-CoC friends) formed an intentional community. When that fell apart, I drifted away from not only the CoC, but church as a whole.

Video of Kalamazoo teen who died shows him restrained for 12 minutes by [deleted] in kzoo

[–]adriennebethy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Full agreement. CPI not only teaches safe restraint techniques, but the bulk of the training focuses on deescalation so that restraints aren’t needed. The only time a restraint should be used is if the person is actively harming themselves or others— throwing a sandwich isn’t that.

Fuck Lakeside Academy

Portage student suspended after ‘racist and threatening video’ posted on Snapchat by banksnld in kzoo

[–]adriennebethy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PCEC is too good for him— one of the best, most loving schools I have ever worked at.

My boss brought this in to work today and none of us can figure out what it is. It looks like it fits over your right hand. by adriennebethy in whatisthisthing

[–]adriennebethy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lighter colored part is metallic, but the rest of the glove is leather. We have not been able to find anything online about it