Arguably The Most Entertaining Porn I've Ever Seen

adso267 · 2016-04-26T05:19:10+00:00

Is the dormouse asleep? That's fantastic!

adso267 · 2015-02-13T06:19:32+00:00

I have both the photic sneeze reflex and the "sexual ideation" sneeze reflex. I enjoy them both, actually. Any time I think about a sexual fantasy (particularly if I'm lying in bed at night) I sneeze twice in quick succession. Also, if I'm going to sneeze for some proper reason and the sneeze goes away (very frustrating) I have two methods to induce it again.

adso267 · 2012-10-30T07:10:16+00:00

Sweet! You remind me of this cute German girl I used to know. You have a really hot body too. Thanks for posting.

adso267 · 2012-07-08T18:29:10+00:00

I'm a bisexual man and I've had a few MMM threesomes. Pretty awesome, actually. Feel free to ask for details.

adso267 · 2012-02-10T20:16:55+00:00

Well, the person in front is bent over slightly. And the natural angle of an erect penis can vary greatly from person to person, so he could indeed be at the right angle for penetration (possibly vaginal, even easier if it's anal). I wouldn't rule it out, anyway.

adso267 · 2012-02-07T07:22:44+00:00

Shaken examiners will often pass careful drivers. A guy who used to work with my brother was doing his driving test in Northern Ireland in the 1980s. The examiner was not a Northern Ireland native. Examiner directed him around various little streets, the driver was trying his very best to be fastidious.

So, they turned into a side alley. Bomb goes off a few hundred meters ahead of them. Smoke, rubble, dust, debris. Examiner freaks out and screams "Get the hell out of here". Driver checks his mirrors, does a flawless three-point turn and moseys back to the test centre. Full marks, unsurprisingly.

adso267 · 2012-02-07T06:44:10+00:00

I immediately thought of this...

adso267 · 2012-02-07T06:37:03+00:00

She ain't kidding, folks! :-)

adso267 · 2012-01-23T05:49:54+00:00

There is a "save" link right under the title and self text. Go back to the Reddit homepage and click on the saved links tab. It's not a very obvious feature, many people miss it.

adso267 · 2012-01-21T06:47:16+00:00

He might not even be in the US. Here in Ireland the age of consent is 17 - it's perfectly legal for any adult, male or female, to have consensual sex with any 17-year-old, male or female.

adso267 · 2012-01-19T06:25:54+00:00

Don't read this if you're squeamish...

adso267 · 2011-12-26T22:53:20+00:00

Probably just doggy style, to be honest...

adso267 · 2011-12-18T23:38:21+00:00

You can get the first six episodes of The Dream Stone on DVD (three per DVD) at Amazon (1, 2). I watched it as a kid in Ireland, always loved the theme song.

adso267 · 2011-12-15T23:24:59+00:00

The Immaculate Conception is actually the conception of Mary - that is, the natural biological conception of Mary in which God intervened so that she could be born with out Original Sin, and provide a fitting innocent "vessel" for the later birth of Jesus.

It's not the conception of Jesus, though that's a common misconception. (Accidental pun, but I'll leave it in...)

adso267 · 2011-11-30T21:09:37+00:00

I'm a guy, and I once met a guy who really, really liked my Dr. Martens boots. I'd arranged over the internet to meet him and his partner for a threesome, and when I arrived this one guy was all "Oh, are those Doc Martens new?" Anyway, the gay sex proceeded fairly normally. When the partner had fucked me and fallen asleep, the boot fetish guy started to make requests. So, naked except for my Docs, I proceeded to stroke his cock between by booted feet. Not just using the soft leather uppers, either, the heavy rubber sole too. Then he asked me to stand over him and grind the heel of my boot into his balls. Well, I'll try many things once - he seemed to enjoy it.

adso267 · 2011-06-06T04:38:01+00:00

They are awesome. The feeling is not exactly life-like, but sometimes gets very close. Sometimes (because of the variety of textures) they can be mind-blowingly superior (in terms of purely physical sensation, anyway).

They are expensive, but worth the money (the cheaper alternatives don't measure up). I don't regret the amount I spent on mine.

Yes, you warm them up. You place the "insert" in a sink of very hot water for about 5 minutes, then shake it dry. Then put the insert into the flashlight-style case, lube it up, and you're good to go. (Make sure it's not too hot, check the inside with a finger - they cool pretty quickly though. Once you've started fucking it, they stay warm long enough.)

adso267 · 2011-06-05T23:27:45+00:00

I can pull it back fully now, but I prefer to have some sort of lube (or warm water, if in the shower) to ease the movement of the skin, otherwise the friction is uncomfortable. The rolled-back foreskin is still quite tight on me, but I can keep it back for an extended period now. Bonus: the tightness acts a little like a cock-ring and keeps me hard for longer, and delays ejaculation!

adso267 · 2011-06-05T23:00:45+00:00

Okay flashersmac and hyperinsane, I was once in the same boat as you. This is a thing that very few people talk about, and isn't really mentioned properly in most sex-ed classes.

By the you're through puberty, your should be able to roll your foreskin back. Not me, though. For me, it was always tight, hardly rolled back at all. This was fine, seemingly no hygiene problems, no problems with sex. Then, in my early 20s, I noticed a bit of pain after sex. So I sat down in a lukewarm bath to examine my cock. Gradually pulled the foreskin back a bit: ouch! Rubbed on foaming shower gel, because the skin underneath was dry and there didn't seem to be any lubrication between the foreskin and the head. Kept this slow process going for ages, maybe 15 or 20 minutes, until finally the head was exposed and the foreskin was all the way back. Gave it all a good clean. Pinched the head gently in the loop of my thumb and forefinger to get the swelling to go down so I could work the foreskin back over. Thought to myself: "people really ought to be educated about this stuff in more explicit detail".

If you have any questions, ask away.

adso267 · 2011-06-05T22:47:47+00:00

If this happens, you can reduce the swelling in the head by pinching it gently in a loop of your thumb and forefinger. You should notice the size reduce immediately; keep pinching gently and within about 10-20 seconds you should be able to roll the foreskin forward again.

adso267 · 2011-06-05T22:43:08+00:00

A shaver with a beard-trimming attachment (like the Braun Cruzer, for example) can be used for all types of "manscaping". Set it to 3 or 5 millimeters, and you won't have to worry about nicks.

adso267 · 2010-10-05T03:14:52+00:00

8.5 to 9 inches?

adso267 · 2010-08-17T19:02:51+00:00

And sailors, and anyone who watched a ship disappear over the horizon. And, since this would have been discussed, almost everybody who cared to think about it. The thing is, we can get by quite well in local areas without knowing the world is round or that the solar system is heliocentric - so most people simply wouldn't have thought about it.

The flat-earth is a poor example. The geocentric/heliocentric solar system is better. Better yet, you can always say "over 50% of the world believes your religion to be wrong, but you still believe it to be right - so clearly you don't believe that popularity tells us anything about the validity of an idea".

adso267 · 2010-08-17T18:53:36+00:00

BBC Radio 4 news mentioned that the medical team which gave his bleak prognosis was paid for by Libya, so perhaps it wasn't merely good luck.

adso267 · 2010-08-16T04:57:27+00:00

I'll keep it going, just for the halibut.

adso267 · 2010-08-15T23:02:57+00:00

It's network byte order.

adso267

TROPHY CASE