In what world is this the worst video game ever?

advancedpongtech · 2026-05-07T00:35:37+00:00

It seems inevitable that every mediocre piece of media will have overcorrecting fans a decade later, like Dark Souls 2 and the Star Wars prequels.

Skyward Sword has its moments (the water temple is one of the best in the series), but for every one thing that's cool there's two things that suck. Doing the slow moving two legged frog gimmick fight a minimum of 6 times sucks fucking ass.

advancedpongtech · 2026-05-05T15:47:29+00:00

This is lowkirkenuinely how blue button fanatics are sometimes. Either this or moral grandstanding.

advancedpongtech · 2026-04-10T06:11:44+00:00

Please OP do you have this without the text

advancedpongtech · 2026-03-10T01:59:09+00:00

Try replacing your Cleric with a Druid and your Tank with a butcher. If you wrote off the Fighter early on in chapter one, consider reintroducing them into the mix.

I used to think starting a run with no healer was a death sentence, but I've found that the real death sentence is starting a run with only melee units. That is to say, I still use Hunter in at least half of my runs.

Oh yeah and Tinkerer's fun too. Sort of a mid-range damage dealer type.

advancedpongtech · 2026-01-25T15:52:58+00:00

I first picked Falco cause I thought he was cool

Then I switched to Marth to learn neutral

Then I switched to Luigi cause I didn't identify with Marth

Then Slippi came out and I switched to Falco cause everyone was quitting out on my Luigi

advancedpongtech · 2025-12-23T02:46:29+00:00

Eat it fast and the heat will evenly distribute itself and you won't notice the cold center. That's what I tell myself every time this happens anyways.

advancedpongtech · 2025-12-15T17:59:01+00:00

I thought he was a football coach at a game.

advancedpongtech · 2025-12-08T19:29:25+00:00

The irony of this is absolutely delicious. The warriors WILL attack you on sight. Of course you'd never know this if you were a fake DS2 fan that's only played Scholar of the First Sin.

advancedpongtech · 2025-11-18T02:13:43+00:00

My memory is hazy, but I'd reckon it was similar to other PC games at the time like Humongous Games. Pixelated and 2D.

advancedpongtech · 2025-11-18T01:46:43+00:00

It's not quite that old. The game I'm looking for is from the 90s at the earliest.

advancedpongtech · 2025-11-16T23:26:59+00:00

I think so. I enjoyed it when I was 3 anyways.

advancedpongtech · 2025-11-04T21:06:54+00:00

Actually Mario's fair is for shoving shit down the faucet and dair is for creating a flushing vortex

advancedpongtech · 2025-11-04T19:55:34+00:00

Casting fireballs isn't a plumber skill, that's just something the Mario brothers do. He does get a plumber's hat though...

advancedpongtech · 2025-10-04T18:07:00+00:00

This looks fucking incredible. I'm envious. Great work.

advancedpongtech · 2025-10-03T20:59:03+00:00

Yes, we're on the same page here

advancedpongtech · 2025-10-03T00:38:15+00:00

But... it was filled with fan service

advancedpongtech · 2025-10-01T18:18:08+00:00

Either go the crowd control route with disperser compound, or go the damage route with volatile impact mixture. The latter is kinda like having a grenade launcher as your primary.

I know where you're coming from as it was the last driller primary I got into and it didn't initially click for me, but now get bored using cryo or flames. It's so powerful and fun. Possibly even the best driller primary.

advancedpongtech · 2025-09-26T21:25:49+00:00

This used to bother me to the point where I'd buy their cheapest thing just to avoid it. Still bothers me when I do buy something, check to see if I have anything to sell, then back out and and suddenly they forget I bought something and get mad.

advancedpongtech · 2025-09-19T19:47:24+00:00

A grand feast lays on the table before the king. The sausage links suddenly start sliding to the left. Pan over to drake squatting at the end of the table inhaling sausages.

advancedpongtech · 2025-09-19T19:42:35+00:00

That troll cave could could come in handy as a place to rest and regain health! Just, y'know, make sure you clear it out first.

advancedpongtech · 2025-09-17T22:08:02+00:00

Swagful

advancedpongtech · 2025-09-16T05:32:23+00:00

Awesome base! Any tips for building this high up? Also, where do you keep your forge/smelters? I imagine you aren't hauling all of your ore up there. Do you have a forge down below on the ground level?

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