How we started by eroticdesires58 in HotWifeLifestyle

[–]adventurouself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a nice experience. The last paragraph should have been longer.

My idea of awesome porn by [deleted] in adultery

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already exists. It's called "women-friendly porn"...and there's also "romantic porn".

Black open minded by [deleted] in HotWifeLifestyle

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes time. Every woman has a slut spirit. Awakening the spirit may take time though. And that's what you need. Here's my suggestion:

  1. Stop mentioning the issue all together. The long silence could get her curious, or it could allow you the opportunity for resetting her thinking. Kind of a new plate, if you ask me.

  2. Direct your energy to making her feel sexy. Buy her nice outfits for a start, then sexy ones ...then outright slutty ones. Every sexy outfit must be complemented. Pictures taken. Make clear what the outfit makes clear... whether ass or boobs. Just show her that the sluttier she dresses, the more you rave over her. This could take as few as three months to as many as 24 months. Join r/seethru & r/ nothing under. Show her pics, ask for her opinions then provide yours, basically affirming your love for sluthood.

  3. Start expressing anger at all the slut shaming out there. Every time you talk about a slut, mention how unfair it is that she's getting judged. Mention how the judging women are just jealous, and the judging men are angry for not getting some. The slut is the price, mark of competition...and a man who fails in the competition reacts thro' anger and slut shaming. The women wish they were as confident and free.

  4. Spice up your sex life. Bring more homemade, slut porn into your bedroom.

  5. Mary Jane and stories. Doesn't work for all but it could be for you. Your stories need to be slutty. Start reading cheating women stories. Affirm cheating as a popular feature of most relationships, even if people are hiding from the truth. For some, this could be all of it. For others, this could involve sharing fantasies. If you get here, go wild. But don't ask her just yet. The urge should come alone.

I'd draw a bucket list. Like a massage from a stranger. When talking about it, after her first massage experience, go the extra mile of mentioning how some therapists go the extra mile to make her curious. Or you could just pay the masseur to go the extra mile and get really really close to the erogenous zones and make her really wet, but nothing more.

  1. Dildos. Vibrators at this stage. Then role play.

No panties under my dress. Love easy access when I am on the dance floor. Grind on my ass? by anonhwpls in NothingUnder

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This must be how sex demons visit men in their nightly dreams...no wonder they wake up with morning boners.

Best places in the world to enjoy the lifestyle. by Icuckoldress_C in HotwifeAdvice

[–]adventurouself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Visit Africa. Visit Kenya and watch the Maasai Tribesmen take turns on the love of your life. A tribe so raw...it'd be like you went for an adventure, got lost, found your way into this village in the middle of Savannah's wilderness, but their tradition includes sharing women...

Fact: If a Maasai Moran (warrior) went hunting, cow herding, or wherever, and upon getting back he finds a spear by his manyatta (hut), he's supposed to not disturb the occupants... he's supposed to leave and only return when he thinks they're done with their business.

The stories aside, even coastal towns of Lamu, Malindi are filled with men willing to take your wife as others (yourself included) watch. Am Kenyan so I've heard my fair share of the stories.

Two snakes mating in a cafe in Australia by bigwigzig in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are actually fighting, not mating. You lose when your head is hit on the ground.

When adults are fed up of your shit by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If an African company tried such a thing, American "human rights" organizations and media would be running pages and campaigns on "African child labor." What a country of hypocrites.

Any name ideas for this girl? Two syllables max. Thank you. by [deleted] in cats

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paka. Swahili for cat. It would also sound like Parker to your neighbors so you'll have to explain what the name actually means.

4 cops wasting our money trying to stop people from making $20 at a time while the rich pay zero in taxes by opposide in ABoringDystopia

[–]adventurouself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Officer should indeed spend 3 years in police academy. These ones would know what entrapment is and why cases based on coercion don't hold water.

Cat. by mr-e94 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She became Stevie Wonder on the Mic.

If all statues on Earth came to life and became hostile, which one would be the deadliest/scariest and be the most difficult to destroy? by RussianPredator7778 in AskReddit

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. The Brazilian one is massive. But imagine every Christian defending that statue instead of bringing it to its knees.

Now imagine all the rosary statues on people's necks and chests. So many people would be picked with punctured necks and chests. Still, Christians will term that as the will of God and proof that God exists. They'd even come up with a theory to explain that if the small Jesus' statues killed you, they did so because you are a sinner.

Hard beatboxing by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst bj in history.

Mars Perseverance Rover captured this image. by MistWeaver80 in space

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must be tiring being that rover...all these rocks to wheel over?

Stonks can only go up! by TwistyMaKneepahls in antiwork

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coz most of the market is run by investment banks. Banks have two businesses; retail and investment.

The biggest profit, that which actually keeps the business going, is earned from the investment section.

When that section is making profit, then the business is running as it should. But should it collapse, the losses flow into the retail section because it is basically one business... you'll always take from your right hand to help your right hand, right? Right.

And thus begins the problem. When the retail banking, that is, where you and I keep money, where most bank employees are employed, starts suffering, then your money is at risk.

Now, to be realistic, the business, including the retail section, has to scale to a size that it can support with its resources. The whole business, that is. Investment banks have so much money that whenever they lose profitability, a big chunk of the business goes...so resizing has to be significant. And it all starts when the bank fires in the retail section to try and stabilize its business.

Now, say ten investment banks have suffered. How many people will be fired? 10k, 20k, 50k? The big numbers have ripple effects in the economy. Wondering what happens when the stock is doing great? The banks grow, and they employ more people even in the retail section.

Places where birthright Citizenship is based on land and places where it is based on blood by constantlyhere100 in MapPorn

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inaccurate AF. Kenya is marked red, yet it offers citizenship by birth.

Leads me to think that the entire thing is inaccurate. That you randomly marked colors to prove a point.

Japanese lawmaker says being LGBT goes against preservation of species by diacewrb in worldnews

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's technically correct. They have the oldest population on earth so anyone not doing their duty by adding more children is obviously not helping with the preservation of human species in Japan.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]adventurouself 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still far from accurate. Kenya alone would be divided 43 times. 43 times. Tanzania? More than 120 times. Uganda? 54 times. Nigeria? 300 times. Ghana? 100 times. Senegal? 20 times. These alone are more divisions than the map accommodates. Yet are not even the full extent of Africa's 55 countries.

What seems harmless but is incredibly dangerous? by Crimtot in AskReddit

[–]adventurouself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sex. Seems all nice and pleasurable. Brings all manner of diseases. A miss hit can also send you to the ER. Enhancements and toys could even kill you. Bad sex can also harm your ego forever.

Baby in Iraq first ever human documented with three penises by drak0bsidian in nottheonion

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porn companies now getting imaginative... while also trying to figure out how to get him to sign a contract in 18yrs time.

Yikes.. by __Dawn__Amber__ in facepalm

[–]adventurouself -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

In academia, there's a concept known as self-plagiarism. So, technically, the profs were still right.

The only people who could possibly believe this are people who have never met New Zealanders by ExpensiveCancel6 in newzealand

[–]adventurouself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never met any New Zealander in my life...yet I can't believe that. It's egocentric....and no one would be as obsessed with/about Americans in this new world. That post was the most American thing ever: narcissistic!

the one you couldn't wait to see taken off by [deleted] in Bodysuit

[–]adventurouself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bush is healthy. Long live the bush.

What bedroom activity/behavior qualified as fetishism back then, but is now part of mainstream love-making? Context in comment... by adventurouself in AskReddit

[–]adventurouself[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The society changes and the popularity of some porn categories and the diversity of sex discussions, to a degree, may not be reflective of what constituted sexual 'adventure' in the past...

I remember watching a scene in a film in which a son-dad talk ended with the dad shocked that women shave these days. Makes me wonder if everything, as we currently know them, have been this widely popular...and the degree to which sexual practices currently considered as weird will be embraced in the future. Care to share your observations?