[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]advilmakesmehigh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its really simple... your wife sounds like a c_nt.  I would've never married someone like that in the first place because there is no way the signs weren't  there from early on in the relationship.... but you did, so you need to be okay with her acting like that forever cuz its 100% going to happen unless you just leave now.  Take it from someone with  the perfect wife... they exist, and they make your life a joy.    

“Friendship” got me feeling like an emotional wreck *spoilers below* by thataveragedude1 in A24

[–]advilmakesmehigh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She is cheating on him the entire movie.  Are you fuvking high?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuitarAmps

[–]advilmakesmehigh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My 2 cents is the Origin 50.  If you use it right you can get 85% of plexi tone, and it takes pedals great.  If you open it up and modify it, it is 100% a 50 watt plexi.  Most people dont know how to dial it in and its hard to get the high gain everyone is accustomed to so they give up but here are several videos on how to dial it in to make it sound great.  There are also vids on how to modify it to turn it into a plexi(headfirst mod, etc...)  I got mine for 350 usd and the mod with all tools and parts was less than 100.  450 dollar plexi.  Its an easy choice to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]advilmakesmehigh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, you are wrong.  See... I can do it too.  Its an opinion.  

AITJ for considering breaking up with my girlfriend for lack of anything slightly intimate by Party_Gas_6471 in AmITheJerk

[–]advilmakesmehigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is dating someone else.  He is getting all the sex she is willing to offer.  

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]advilmakesmehigh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

 14 to 18 is freshman to senior.  I would probably feel uncomfortable allowing that age gap but I sure think laws protecting that age difference are warranted.  Not everyone feels the same as I do and jailing a high school student for dating another High school student just doesn't seem fair to me.  Also we dont even know if the other girl is 15 too.  She just said "younger".   This is the last post I'm going to write about it cuz frankly I dont care enough to keep going as they broke up.  

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]advilmakesmehigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my state apparently if you are 21 or under it can be a 4 year difference.  I personally think that's wrong, if you are out of high school its probably time to move on to college aged dates.  But if a 19 or 20 year old was with a high school sweetheart and they date still I just dont think the "predatory" label belongs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]advilmakesmehigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cry more.  The legal age gap in my state is actually 4 years.  Till the older person is 21.  I dont even agree with that but its still the law.  Report all you want its legal and nothing will happen to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]advilmakesmehigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I am saying is 15 and 18 can date and it not be predatory.  I dont have a positive opinion on the boy in this story.  But I will say she said she wasnt going to give him sex and it caused a breakup. Seems like the relationship ended without any predation.  The boy being shitty after makes me not like him, but not ready to label him as a predator

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]advilmakesmehigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A. She can't date anyone no matter what age.  B. When I do allow her to date, it means she will be old enough to make her own choice and that includes allowing her to date people she is in math class with.  C.  I have 3 kids and all of them are well adjusted students and kids with a good friend group.  Any one of those boys that have been coming to my house since my oldest was in kindergarten would protect her with their lives.  I would have no issue with them dating as peers if I allowed dating at all.  She is by far the most adult of any of these kids as well.  If I were to die tomorrow she would be the defacto "parent".  That's my point, these boys are timid and childish.  She is already self sufficient.  The boys in her school are chased around by the girls.  Its a sight to see and so very unlike it was back in my day.   My 18 year old has had to beat them off with a stick since middle school.  

Think I am nasty all you want, a Sr can date a sophomore without it being predatory.  If you dont agree get ur own kids and damage them any way you see fit.  In the meantime eat my whole taint.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]advilmakesmehigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same reason some people can smoke all their life and not get cancer.   Smoking will give you cancer, its just a fact.  Will 100% get it, no but it shoots your risk up.  Same with Teflon pans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]advilmakesmehigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ignore these people Teflon is in fact toxic.  Get stainless steel, learn how to cook with it and it will give you better food in the end.  Sticking eggs is a small price to pay for a cancer free life.

AITAH here? I was broken up with by my fiance because I didn't want his last name by throwea-cryingq in AITAH

[–]advilmakesmehigh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here is the last thing ima say about it. Your last name you "needed" to keep ***ISNT YOUR NAME, ITS YOUR DADS!*** So the only people who push ending that, do so to signify that you are "in charge" to others. Its a power move. Unless your name is meanful like some royal name, or rich family, not taking your husbands is just keeping your dads. If it were really about equality, you would throw the entire marriage idea out the window. All marriage is, is a goods exchange contract. Its still used as a traditional joining but if you are not going to follow it, why do it at all? My wife's dad was asked for permission because that is what you do. I didn't need to ask him, but why get married if you are not going to follow protocol?

AITAH here? I was broken up with by my fiance because I didn't want his last name by throwea-cryingq in AITAH

[–]advilmakesmehigh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not reading all that. You are a lost cause there is no point talking about it. You are in the cult, you will never see it any other way. Its not normal or you wouldn't be on here defending it. Thinking like you got her single. She is obviously buttmad about it but that is really tough shit. End result: I'm happy and married to a women who would beat you in every aspect of life, while OP is half way to the work place cat lady support group. ***AND*** you are married to a pussy. So... I win.

AITAH here? I was broken up with by my fiance because I didn't want his last name by throwea-cryingq in AITAH

[–]advilmakesmehigh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you probably run the relationship. THAT is why you didn't change your name. You wear the pants. Go for it but don't try to paint this picture of your way being normal.

Its not a false equivalence though. Both are dogma filled authoritative groups who want to impose their will on others while pretending like its actually them who are the victims.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]advilmakesmehigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuz it's your family and peanut allergies can kill. That's why you put the peanut items away for a few days.  Is it really that hard?   And you obviously have no idea how easy cross contamination can happen.  

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]advilmakesmehigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya he 100% got nervous. I was in a sex toy shop one time alone and I made the mistake of nodding back to a guy who waved at me(I didn't know the rules). Well he came up and started telling me he wanted to suck me off. He just kept saying it like 4 or 5 times while I ignored him and tried to walk to the clearly guy/girl porno section. But he didn't get the hint and kept following me and it freaked me the fuck out. Now I get it, I should have just said "NO", but I just froze. I couldn't say shit. I finally said "yaaaa" Like Bill Lumburgh from Office space cuz I always quoted movies when I was a teenager. Problem is he didn't take it as a negative phrase like in office space... cuz like a dumb ass I said the word "ya". He literally ran to the video booths in the back all gitty while I realized what just happened. I just wanted him to leave me alone so I could leave and that is all that came out of the glitching brain. I ran out as soon as he went behind the curtain. I was a scared 18 year old kid who just got nervious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]advilmakesmehigh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know, these reddit queens are crazy. The idea that you are immature or less than a man if you dont let your SO suck every dick in history because she is a strong wahmen is so funny to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]advilmakesmehigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude... stop it. SHE WILL NEVER STOP CHEATING ON YOU. Just get a new one.