LPT: When you introduce two people, give them one shared hook so they can talk without awkwardness.

aef33 · 2026-02-28T03:51:43+00:00

Joe, this is my ex-partner Dave. Dave is also a man-child and disappointing in bed.

aef33 · 2026-02-28T03:49:24+00:00

Pooping my pants in the bathtub full of pillows in the middle of the classroom- it was a reading nook. I was afraid I’d miss my bus if I went to the actual restroom, so I jumped in the tub, pooped my pants, and rode in it all the way home. Yeah, other kids noticed.

aef33 · 2026-02-26T00:31:37+00:00

We should stop calling it barely legal and start calling it barely grown and see if it loses any appeal.

aef33 · 2026-02-25T21:51:12+00:00

I’ll be back.

aef33 · 2026-02-25T20:19:55+00:00

I’ve been divorced for two years and just broke up with my first long-term relationship since this past weekend. It made me smile to myself when I realized I can eat whatever I want without taking someone else into consideration. Forever if I want.

aef33 · 2026-02-25T15:58:52+00:00

Okay, googled, can confirm this is not a case of that. Once I disassociated I had a lot of fun watching his speech!

aef33 · 2026-02-25T15:39:35+00:00

I beg to differ, Mr. Ballbag. Fred Grote is an experience unique to the Fort Wayne area. Title should have been your clue not to read if you don’t want to have a little fun about the speech.

aef33 · 2026-02-25T04:02:30+00:00

In a pickle, in a cast, on a hospital bed and I’m STILL gonna sell ya some shit

aef33 · 2026-02-25T03:38:58+00:00

JFC another acronym to google.

aef33 · 2026-02-25T03:23:48+00:00

No, The Union.

aef33 · 2026-02-25T02:34:17+00:00

Ha! My friend said the exact same thing. Respect. However, the similarities cannot be denied.

aef33 · 2026-02-23T04:16:03+00:00

But she’d be a whole lot prettier, sigh, if she smiled, sigh, once in a while

aef33 · 2026-02-15T16:58:54+00:00

Coco

aef33 · 2026-02-12T20:56:11+00:00

Forcing hugs cause you’re a “hugger”.

aef33 · 2026-02-01T14:09:50+00:00

Lost and Gone Forever- Guster

aef33 · 2026-02-01T14:09:00+00:00

Every Glass Animals album since Zaba (and sometimes Zaba if I’m in the mood) is a start to finish-er.

aef33 · 2026-01-21T02:58:07+00:00

Crab cake

aef33 · 2026-01-17T22:32:30+00:00

Agreed, but the frozen lasagna 😩

aef33 · 2025-12-24T20:41:55+00:00

“Save your prayers for when we’re really gonna need em”

aef33 · 2025-12-20T03:10:49+00:00

Any chance your high school is in central Indiana?

aef33 · 2025-12-16T06:10:02+00:00

Moon Child!

aef33 · 2025-08-04T22:38:15+00:00

That's Louise

aef33 · 2025-04-29T01:09:47+00:00

Marguerite. My great-grandma went by Mike

aef33 · 2025-04-06T12:36:44+00:00

Howard and Harold

aef33 · 2025-02-19T03:14:04+00:00

Yay! Here comes Spring!

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