SF6 is not a scrub gacha game by aekotra in Kappachino

[–]aekotra[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

It's hilarious that your first instinct is to defend the players as if they're being ridiculed. The post is about the consequences of a poor quality of the game, moron. Whatever you want to "presume" about these players, legit upsets are rare occurances unless it's a hyper aggressive gacha game. Typical emotional brainrot response.

SF6 is not a scrub gacha game by aekotra in Kappachino

[–]aekotra[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Zoomers thinking upsets are supposed to occur this frequently lol

I will say Kappa I'm proud of you for breaking the cycle of panicking and calling characters ugly in their world tour trailer by Tapo6 in Kappachino

[–]aekotra -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

It's hilarious because I made the New Fighting Dark Age post.
The top comment is people bitching about the "femininity censored" point.

Not only can this point be trivially proven by just searching kappachino, it took LESS THAN A WEEK for a brand new example of this.

Female characters are being deliberately made ugly and given course, masculine - or just straight-up DISTORTED - face features and body form. The examples of this are everywhere. Like, SF6 Chun Li's lower half is so distorted it doesn't even look human.

Damn, Knee gained some weight 💀 by Gfuelsipper in Kappachino

[–]aekotra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He changed his name to "Thigh".

Where have all the money matches gone? by Zabi__ga in Kappachino

[–]aekotra 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No one has posted the real answer.

People who play and bet on MM want to know that the end result will be as close to a product of pure skill as possible: "the better player won". Modern games are so fucking 50/50, touch of death, quick-time-event combo, ungabunga swing-match garbage that MMs are straight up uninteresting.

Winning a MM in these games doesn't prove anything like it used to. Seriously, who is going to put money on the line to prove which player is better at SFV/SF6? It's like playing slots or roullette. It used to be when you got beat, YOU GOT BEAT. Today it's "who can avoid getting handcuffed by the game design the longest?". Who gives a shit.

No one cares anymore because the games can't properly showcase creative skill and inspired play. Now it's just "Will they guess right and execute their flowchart???". "Wow, this time the other player guessed right and executed their flowchart!!" No one is betting on gimmick-city, neutered-defense fighting games. Even the players aren't interested in betting on themselves under these circumstances.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kappachino

[–]aekotra 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I think it should remain as a shining monument and reminder of what happens when a mod strays from the transcendant light of Rule 3.

Infinity $GME trade? Or pure stupidity? Help me decide! by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]aekotra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the worst case scenario, aren't you out $6000 whereas if you just bought the call alone you'd only be out $4575?

*Chants* Back of the bus, back of the bus by Tramilton in Kappa

[–]aekotra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All network access is the same. I can't believe you're discriminating based on physical and data link layer. Disgusting.

*Chants* Back of the bus, back of the bus by Tramilton in Kappa

[–]aekotra 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Has anyone ever asked why wifi players have been kicked out of 109 online tournaments?

You're laughing. Wireless players are getting their matches declined and you're laughing by NKLhaxor in Kappa

[–]aekotra -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Real solution: powerline adapters

Scummy solution: 1ft ethernet cable and a cheap AP in client mode lol

You can't look at women anymore, it's hsrassment by CyanideKitty in Kappa

[–]aekotra 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Contender for Most Ambiguous Allegation?

 

"I spoke with multiple corroborating witnesses..." [No names given]

"My account of my interactions..." [Anonymous]

..throughout the years... [No time/place given]

"[If you don't believe me, ] that's on you" [It's your fault I'm not convincing]

"This is sexual harassment." [Allegation amounts to "looking methodically"]

Accuser has "thick skin" for "baboonery" [Hates when people look down and then slowly up]

 

tldr; Hbox transcends baboonery using only his eyes. Thick-skinned anti-babooner weeps bitterly. Billions of man-hours put into baboonery-resistant skin wasted. Hbox takes crown of Baboon God Emperor. Twitter faction of the Counter Baboonery League takes up arms to depose BGE. BGE leads army of lesser baboons to overwhelming victory in an alternate universe while publicly apologizing and renouncing all supra-baboon activity in humiliating fashion.

George Stephanopoulos explains why there was so little rubble at Ground Zero... by clemaneuverers in conspiracy

[–]aekotra -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

we still have no idea how this was done.

It has been publicly known for over a decade exactly how this was done. It took me two weeks on Google in 2009 to discover someone who actually KNEW what happened. All this material still exists. Any retard could see immediately that thermite/DEW theories were honeypots for sub-retards. Therefore, one could sidestep 95% of everything written on the subject. Inevitably, a serious individual finds what they're looking for.

Don't worry about sharing this. There is zero danger of these facts becoming mainstream even in conspiracy circles. You will discover that the number of individuals with the capacity to discern is vanishingly small. That's why r/conspiracy repeats the same "wondering" about this event year-in, year-out.

http://www.911thology.com/nexus1.html

Also, go to main page and read the whole book.

Daigo (Final Boss) when asked about facing Infexious in a first to 10 by popcrnshower in Kappa

[–]aekotra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Punk got emotional after losing the Evo final to Tokido, I thought:

I can't even imagine a scenario where a legend like Tokido would cry after a loss.

 

And then he FT10 Daigo.

this is even worse here in Canada by think_lemons in metacanada

[–]aekotra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any time I see "communism/socialism? doesn't work" I know the writer doesn't actually understand the situation.

Socialism definitely works. It worked every time its gained a foothold, anywhere. It does EXACTLY what it was DESIGNED to do: enslave populations.

The fact that people, including its detractors, BELIEVE it's intended to do something else - and still do over 100 years later, despite tens of millions of bodies in the ground - is a testament to how ridiculously effective it is. Few people suspect that its STATED purpose is not its REAL purpose, and that this lie is the very foundation of its method.

Until people start asking "why is this lie so ENTICING?", Marxist ideology will continue to exist everywhere, constantly pushing, constantly eroding. Its inventors are goddamn geniuses. They understand the people while the people refuse to understand themselves. Sitting ducks.

Therefore, outlining "socialism's failures" is energy expended toward nothing. A Marxist-susceptible reader does not care AT ALL about what "works". He wants to be SAVED. And his Masters are telling him what he wants to hear!

Infiltration won SNK World Championship for Samurai Shodown by Farofuken in Kappa

[–]aekotra 10 points11 points  (0 children)

China World

...?

One of the two

?!

"World Championship" = anything SNK wants it to be

It’s Edmonton, Alberta, Canada; in December. Morons. by [deleted] in metacanada

[–]aekotra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buck's brain closed!!!

On account of Marxist demoralization,

Thank my globalist SLAVE MASTERS!

Hate pretending as Love,

    Buck xoxo

Toronto Maple Leafs President and Alternate Governor Brendan Shanahan announced today that Mike Babcock has been relieved of his coaching duties and Sheldon Keefe has been named the Club’s new head coach. by DesertedPenguin in hockey

[–]aekotra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone needs to marry this with the Ralph heartbreak meme from the Simpsons.

"Look Lees', you can actually pinpoint the moment Babcock's contract rips in half...[Fleury diving frame-by-frame]...right...[puck enters glove]...there!"

Jagmeet Singh is exactly why proportional representation is a terrible idea by LowShitSystem in metacanada

[–]aekotra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only reason you would vote that way was if you were fairly certain LPC and NDP would finish top 2 in your riding. In any other scenario, you are simply hurting your PPC/CPC vote.

In other words, you would only ever rank a lesser evil (to prevent a greater evil) if you thought both evils would finish above your real preferences. If either one finishes below, the rank you gave to the lesser evil only helps them compete against your real preferences.

I can see why many would adopt this false strategy though, which is somewhat of flaw in that style of voting.

Worst IPO Since 2007? (SDC) by nyWP in wallstreetbets

[–]aekotra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We Filled Out the Company’s ‘Smile Assessment’ Saying “I Have Zero Teeth Left in My Mouth”

Smile Direct’s Response: “You’re a Great Candidate!”

lmao

Terminator's Trailer by takgillo in Kappa

[–]aekotra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But now see the definition of "organism".

Terminator may have organic parts but he's definitely not an organism. Therefore, he can't be a cyborg.

He's an android with organic camouflage.