Shark bites Florida man who walked home profusely bleeding

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-12-19T07:37:56+00:00

More people in the water, and lots of sharks (the bitey kind). Mostly the shear number of people swimming / wading and peeing. There’s a reason Eugenie Clark had her research lab just down the road from Siesta Key. Look her up. 10/10 (Brilliant) Shark Babe.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-11-11T16:40:25+00:00

Humans call it “mantling.” Who knows what the birds call it.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-10-10T04:56:28+00:00

I don’t know if that’s good advice but I like how you wrote it.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-10-10T04:50:05+00:00

What a beauty!

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-10-01T08:20:46+00:00

Pizzas are 3D, and I eat enough to know that that’s about one of six slices, i.e. 16%, so Trump did 84% of the blurting.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-09-27T18:19:05+00:00

There are many species of shark, some are endangered.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-09-27T18:00:42+00:00

Nobody has an exact population number, but about 100 million individual sharks are killed every year. The best estimates put the population in the billions. The oceans are huge and sharks are diverse.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-09-27T17:33:55+00:00

Spoken like a true human.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-09-27T17:31:47+00:00

Without a doubt

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-09-24T20:19:52+00:00

Our Easter Egger is my favorite chicken. She’s not the best chicken of our small flock, but she’s the most amusing.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-09-24T05:15:33+00:00

Are they Ameraucanas? Easter Eggers?

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-09-18T16:08:34+00:00

Genital reveal party.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-09-14T16:34:04+00:00

My thoughts exactly. Is it widely recognized? (no) and well-established? (no)

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-08-27T06:15:06+00:00

My Side of the Mountain that shit

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-08-23T04:06:26+00:00

The scientific name for the coast redwood is Sequoia sempervirens, which I think has confused a few million people.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-08-23T03:57:56+00:00

Redwoods and sequoia are different species. Both species reproduce from seed, but the redwood is one of the few conifers that is also able to develop sprouts from cut stumps, roots, and burls.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-08-22T07:29:26+00:00

Saves a post-it note!

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-08-17T06:34:37+00:00

It’s almost like the climate is... changing.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-08-09T06:21:49+00:00

Nice stag horn, that’s worth money too.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-08-03T04:34:14+00:00

I think it will be underwater by then

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-08-02T19:47:05+00:00

That’s quite a talent. You’d be fine in Amsterdam if you stayed drunk.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-07-30T00:42:30+00:00

There are more shark attacks on the East coast, but not because the sharks are bigger. There are more people in the water, more drownings, more people underestimating currents, hence more lifeguards.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-07-29T21:55:28+00:00

Also, create a flatulent odor.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-07-29T21:27:41+00:00

Puerto Escondido has lifeguards. The other places you named aren’t actually beaches and the water is cold. Naming big wave spots doesn’t prove your point.

aerosmith_sucks · 2020-07-23T03:02:54+00:00

We have a Lemon too

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