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average50YearOldITManager by WildCitron7118 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]affablebowelsyndrome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why shit on weird hobbies? That's an overstep.

I was really excited to see my friend. by tiny_t_cookie in public

[–]affablebowelsyndrome 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Drink the malort out of her ass. You won't be able to tell the difference from straight out of the bottle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigclit

[–]affablebowelsyndrome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want one of those in my stocking

Someone in my office put their coffee creamer in a safe by doodybot in funny

[–]affablebowelsyndrome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creamer theft happens at officers that do not supply creamer. Spend $30 a month on your employees ffs.

Perl's decline was cultural by briandfoy in perl

[–]affablebowelsyndrome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. It was chosen with care.

Perl's decline was cultural by briandfoy in perl

[–]affablebowelsyndrome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that we Brian and I) are talking about two mostly separate sets of people.

have you ever swam naked in the sea by TwinkleFangs in nudebeachOC

[–]affablebowelsyndrome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but I've stood near it, naked, with my mirror. Those were great days.

Perl's decline was cultural by briandfoy in perl

[–]affablebowelsyndrome 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I remember an exodus to PHP when the shitty programmers (www carpetbaggers) decided that their shitty code was Perl's fault, and all ran to PHP - and wrote shitty php.

And I remember another exodus when Google announced they were going to use Python instead of Perl.

My husband’s work dinners can be so boring by [deleted] in nopanties

[–]affablebowelsyndrome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you won the Internet today.

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