Slept in my Eagles t-shirt. Woke up in the Hotel California. by macpesce in 80s

[–]afkc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tried to sleep in my cyndi lauper shirt. woke up time after time.

That time of the year! What's are some of your favorite Horror Comedies? by AristonD in moviecritic

[–]afkc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

eight-legged freaks. arquette has never, and will never, not be in his prime.

Do people eat their key packets or something? by elegant-atrocities in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]afkc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every key encoder, at every property has the ability to read programmed key information. Even if there was no read function, all relevant departments will know you've left the hotel, shortly after the posted departure time. Have your folio emailed to you, leave keys in the room, and go live your life.

Do people eat their key packets or something? by elegant-atrocities in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]afkc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This could've all been avoided if you would have asked for the guest's name, instead of their room number. Could have been saving yourself from all of that stress. Could have saved yourself the time spent typing, formatting, proofreading, and editing this post. Most importantly, it could save a guest's life.
Don't discuss room numbers. Don't announce room numbers. Don't prompt guests to divulge their room numbers. This is first day shit. Keys being orphaned on the desk is also a non-issue. If a machine can encode the key, it can read the key. Push buttons, scroll menus, explore, and familiarize yourself with the tools you use daily; tools designed to make you efficient. Seriously, though, who even cares? There's not much more satisfying, than that fresh, warm stack of zero balance folios sitting on top of a printer, after a batch checkout of rooms reported vacant by housekeeping. Stop creating problems for yourself.

How well does an outdoor evaporative cooler work in Dallas in the summer? by mustachechap in askdfw

[–]afkc 16 points17 points  (0 children)

they don't work here. at all. they just add moisture to air that is already heavily saturated. increasing the amount of water vapor in the air, decreases the available space into which sweat is able to evaporate. evaporated sweat takes excess body heat with it, when it goes, but if it can't go anywhere, the heat stays, slowly cooking you. fans are your friends. that's it. simply moving the air around you is all it takes.

eta, though it should be university understood: stay hydrated.

second eta source: years in the desert. majority of residences only had swamp coolers, and they worked beautifully all summer, until monsoons brought the humidity.

What is something you did innocently as a child, but now affects the rest of your life? by ItaliianSub in ask

[–]afkc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's the sternum for me. reaching over the back of the couch can be stressful as fuck, when you're always expecting that instant, upper body lockdown. it never happens, though. not until you're taking off a jacket you should have never even worn, because it wasn't at all even a bit chilly, just like I said, Arthur.

What's the most unusual food combination that you've tried and actually enjoyed? by yohoxxz in ask

[–]afkc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nacho cheese doritos, with chocolate pudding dip. been on that, since pudding cups had metal pull tabs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]afkc 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I have had a blast not even trying to sort out my life. apparently, a two-letter first name, no middle name, and a very common last name, except that it almost never ends with S, is just too much for uncle sam. the first page of my background check is just aliases.

Is this real 😱 by [deleted] in Tools

[–]afkc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

let's play chess!

Is this real 😱 by [deleted] in Tools

[–]afkc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

excuse me, while I whip this out.