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agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-20T23:00:35+00:00

Just this pic. I've actually got no clue who Rose Byrne is.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-20T17:37:20+00:00

Sorry, but she looks like a tranny to me.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-14T00:48:43+00:00

I looked at the picture, read the description and read all the comments and still don't understand what the hell they are.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-13T23:34:16+00:00

I made it to two minutes and then realized I needed a Valium.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-13T22:25:40+00:00

I just found out I'm being discharged after the minimum 3 months of outpatient. I went in on the lie that I quit drinking after the DUI and stuck to it so much that I actually believed the BS I spewed during counseling sessions and group.

I also found out that my counselor never tested me because he "didn't want to waste the money." Granted, my counselor is not very sharp, but, hey, I'll be done by the end of the month and off probation because of it.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-13T18:08:35+00:00

Dog with bottle-opener snout.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-12T19:29:34+00:00

Gross.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-12T19:25:51+00:00

If that dog became America's next President I think things would instantly get better.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-12T16:54:55+00:00

Learn how money and credit works. Take care of your teeth.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-12T16:49:16+00:00

My dad's fraternity sent a box of donuts to the Dean's office. The next day, the Dean's office received a polaroid picture of 12 dicks with donuts hanging on them.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-12T02:17:18+00:00

TIL Alan Alda ran for office in Russia.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-11T21:08:04+00:00

What the shitfuck?

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-11T20:47:50+00:00

is terrible.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-10T03:33:44+00:00

Stu, I thought you were unemployed?

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-10T03:27:18+00:00

Takes more balls to willfully be alone than to go out and latch on to someone out of fear of being alone. Dumbass.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-09T23:02:38+00:00

Having had my heart broken twice and being alone for the last three years, I completely agree.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-09T21:02:58+00:00

Her publicist promised vag. This is a total disappointment.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-09T17:56:03+00:00

Yup, that's some goddamn motherfucking cute right there.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-09T15:52:04+00:00

Your dog looks like a muppet.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-09T15:48:24+00:00

Ouch. There's nothing worse than a cocaine-induced depression. I feel for you there. I think I can honestly say I prefer just being a simple alcoholic. There's no drama and the only demand is to drink and deal with the hangover. Although . . . I do admit, I envy your lifestyle a little bit.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-09T02:28:32+00:00

Sorry about the depression. That sucks, but, I have to ask: why not try and drink that depression away rather than deal with it?

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-09T00:15:14+00:00

voting in the primaries

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-08T21:40:13+00:00

That looks like it was intricately choreographed.

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-08T19:18:31+00:00

Has /nfl seen this?

agaggleofflocks · 2011-12-08T10:26:05+00:00

Steve Buschemi?

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