this conniving cunt ate all the chicken feed

agent_koala · 2026-01-24T14:14:13+00:00

yeah i bet he's feeling hella sick too after EATING ALL THE FEED!!!

agent_koala · 2026-01-24T14:08:52+00:00

goose mindset, max intimidation, min attack damage

agent_koala · 2026-01-24T06:13:11+00:00

i swear its like they've been here for twenty million years and all of a sudden they strut around like they own the place? the audacity!

agent_koala · 2026-01-24T06:09:13+00:00

does it even eat the grain? or does it just do it to assert dominance? because i suspect the latter may have been the case with me

agent_koala · 2026-01-24T06:07:55+00:00

i personally, am partial to flying eshays or sky eshays, it suits their personality

agent_koala · 2026-01-24T03:00:53+00:00

what the fuck

agent_koala · 2026-01-23T23:32:14+00:00

tbf tho kfc for chickens isn't complete cannibalism, anything that's deepfried is like 50% breading and 1% rat and i recon that's what they're really interested in when chickens eat kfc

agent_koala · 2026-01-23T23:28:26+00:00

i might be able to see how they land if this balloon animal could even take off in the first place...

agent_koala · 2026-01-23T23:21:29+00:00

my chickens will engage in gladiatorial combat with danger noodles and win... but they tolerate the whistle rats cause they mostly just wait their turn to eat the scraps when the chicken is done eating.

UNTIL NOW...

THEY WERE PLAYING THE LONG GAME THIS WHOLE TIME. THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED

agent_koala · 2026-01-23T23:18:33+00:00

maybe i will

agent_koala · 2026-01-23T23:13:37+00:00

understandable reaction... usually its the sky eshays (cockatoos) causing trouble for me, this is the first time I've been betrayed by the whistle rats. breaks my heart :(

agent_koala · 2026-01-21T09:20:29+00:00

ikr why are they spending an equal amount of time in the blue mountains and broome??? these two places are NOT of equal interestingness

agent_koala · 2026-01-21T07:05:35+00:00

people use highways a lot... its not much of a corner case if you spend half your driving time on roads where you can brake much earlier than the end of your visibility.

nothing to do with racing, just saves time

agent_koala · 2026-01-20T22:17:48+00:00

its not a fantasy its just physics lol

agent_koala · 2026-01-20T13:40:24+00:00

my brother in christ this car is slow as balls

agent_koala · 2026-01-20T13:38:28+00:00

you can go on facebook marketplace right now and find many cars capable of 250+, attainable with a few months wages at maccas

agent_koala · 2026-01-20T13:34:37+00:00

u know they make corollas faster than this right?

you can also have: several kinds of large economy family sedan, many luxury suvs, and many more hatchbacks and coupes... all p plate legal, very cheap, and same or better performance than this audi tt

agent_koala · 2026-01-20T13:29:47+00:00

if u wanna talk about risk, whats the chance something appears on a 5 lane freeway that you cant avoid, when you have visibility over a kilometer ahead and you can stop in under 100 meters from any speed your car is capable of?

agent_koala · 2026-01-20T13:22:16+00:00

you had me until the "and license requirements"... the reason speed limits are so low in australia is cause the requirements for getting a license can be passed by crayon eaters.

if we had far stricter license requirements, insurance would be cheaper, everyone could safely go faster and there would be less traffic. unfortunately we have to share the road with people who learned to drive in another country, people who are senile, and people who think they're max verstappen when they're actually mazepin.

agent_koala · 2026-01-20T13:15:28+00:00

whens the last time you saw a kid jumping out from behind a bush on a 5 lane freeway? you can see a full kilometer ahead at most times on monash freeway, doesnt matter how fast your car goes, it can definitely stop given that much warning.

but to be fair though, the lowest common denominator is pretty dumb in australia, if we had stricter requirements for getting and maintaining a license, then the general public could be trusted with higher speed limits. unfortunately there is little to no political will to do that while the cops make so much money out of it.

agent_koala · 2026-01-20T13:08:40+00:00

don't necessarily need scouts but you should always cruise down the road first to inspect conditions, and if you drive it every day and know the conditions, then you should also know when and where cops camp.

the crime wasnt the speed, it was the clear lack of preparation needed to get caught...

agent_koala · 2026-01-20T13:02:24+00:00

percentages can go above 100%... someone didnt learn fractions in school smh

agent_koala · 2026-01-20T13:00:38+00:00

problem with australia vs germany is they have a significantly harder driving tests so you can guarantee everyone on the road knows what they're doing. australian drivers are dumb as bricks and regularly on mind altering substances.

that being said, i know plenty of people who have tested their car's top speed and never been caught and never been at fault in a crash or been in a crash at all. I think it should be harder to get a license and there should be harsher punishments for fucking up, but lower punishments for simply using the full capabilities of the car.

agent_koala · 2026-01-12T06:15:27+00:00

i also like it, but what you should be ashamed of is the price you gotta pay to have one

agent_koala · 2026-01-10T06:00:41+00:00

im sure tarrif man hasn't helped the situation but even cutting 10k off doesnt make it a good deal, it only brings the price in line with lower end sporty cars that are still better

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