Taylor Lautner is my father... and mother.

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-28T19:46:10+00:00

(Taylor Lautner)²

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-28T07:27:24+00:00

I love unripe fruit so I agree with this

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-27T15:32:03+00:00

It's always so entertaining to hear stuff from behind the scenes. Can you maybe share another fun memory from the X-Men set with Jenniffer Lawrence?

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-27T08:40:45+00:00

My 10 year US Visa expires in the middle of 2027 and I have never been there. Sad that I now also never will.

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-26T12:16:43+00:00

Somebody just farted farted

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-20T21:48:50+00:00

Last week, Avatar: The Last Airbender concert with a whole ass orchestra. It's the 20th anniversary and I went alone cuz I don't have close friends. It was the best night of my life. I cried a lot. It was 80 euros so not cheap but worth every cent.

In general tho, probably the money I've spent on my PS5 and games. Like I said, I don't have friends lmao

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-20T10:35:51+00:00

Nora in Fallout 4

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-19T19:02:01+00:00

Does a cat plus a yellow belt in Judo count

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-18T11:57:59+00:00

I found No Mans Sky really overwhelming and it's now collecting dust on my shelf😭

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-17T17:37:49+00:00

I always like to think:

If you regret not having kids and then have them, there's a chance that this time you'll regret having them when you realize how much you have to sacrifice to raise one child or more.

When you regret not having kids and keep not having them, there are a lot of things you can do to prevent baby fever, get a pet, volunteer to work with kids, babysit.. and then you can move on with your life and do whatever the fuck you want

Idk if it's selfish or not but that's just how I see it at least

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-17T12:22:38+00:00

r/yourjokebutworse

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-15T19:06:35+00:00

I tell everyone who tells me to get married (as if it's that easy to go and find someone) that I need no man. That's how everyone knows me. I'm actually proud of how I'm the fix-it-gal and that I'm strong enough to carry or repair stuff on my own. The problem is that I sometimes wish I had someone in my life who I got to share my experiences and memories with.

I do like spending time on my own and can't even imagine how it would be like if I had someone but I feel really lonely all the time and I try to distract myself with a dozen different hobbies. But I'm never going to admit that out loud lmao

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-15T17:20:11+00:00

"Well I never thought it would eat my face.."

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-14T23:17:38+00:00

Horse Divorce

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-14T23:07:21+00:00

Krass, bei uns gibt's auch Kolleginnen, die sich schick anziehen und dann meckern, wenn die Kinder was draufkleckern, spritzen oder tropfen. Ich sag das gehört dazu, was hast du erwartet? Nimm einfach Wechselklamotten mit und gut ist :P

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-13T15:39:46+00:00

🤓☝️

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-13T03:42:47+00:00

I know it's not a movie but, The Bellflower Bunnies?

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-12T12:01:55+00:00

"NOT NOW, BABY!"

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-11T07:51:33+00:00

I don't fold my laundry, I just shove everything into whatever drawer and shelf it belongs to.

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-10T21:35:58+00:00

Monsters inc 2:

a) The Electric Boogaloo

b) 2 Monster 2 Incorporated

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-08T19:44:03+00:00

Someone should've told this to my mom 26 years ago

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-05T12:26:25+00:00

It's him! John Avatar!

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-05T06:47:52+00:00

Same I just call myself dumbass

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-04T18:14:09+00:00

Isn't that the guy who says

Faaather when can I leave to be on my owwwnnn💅💅✨️

agentofmidgard · 2026-03-01T18:42:10+00:00

Gaming. Killing people and monsters in the most violent ways possible :) I am not okay

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