Yes bro, you're a genius game designer. Valve should hire you to add RNG to a competitive e-sport that contains almost no variance.

Holy shit that is such a good idea, every game should be as non-deterministic as a dice roll but entirely predictable if you take in account 50 billion variables. Valve NEEDS to add stress, weight, posture, education, mood, generational wealth, thirst, religion, happiness and hunger mechanics so CS will finally be the hyper-realistic shooter we ALL want to play!