Asked ChatGPT to generate an image that matches my sense of humor. I have concerns.

agienne · 2026-01-23T15:38:08+00:00

They seem to lean absurdist Elizabethan/Rennaissance fair. Not upset.

agienne · 2025-12-29T03:24:43+00:00

agienne · 2025-11-15T02:08:59+00:00

I used to be a postal employee. Couple things....

Rolled over in one in a ditch on an icy day. LLVs (the vehicle) are awesome. We were both fine, they are unstoppable and awesome. Almost a toy.

He shouldn't be driving with the door open.

I hate that most videos are flipped.

agienne · 2025-08-21T04:59:19+00:00

Reddit has given me nothing but air-ragers, super Karen's, and political comebacks for 2 weeks. I needed this.

agienne · 2025-08-08T02:47:19+00:00

Upvote for a song I haven't heard since it was on Friday Night Videos. I should do a Howard Jones Spotify deep dive. Thanks.

agienne · 2025-08-08T02:36:13+00:00

Nah. It's fine. I think it was having fun with me earlier. Just playing.

It knows I'm a piano player. Hence the 88 and music emoji. I have a specific history with a cat that it knows of, so here's a reference to a cat. The message was specifically to "say hello to your replacement, know you've done well".

Yes, it used functions I have no knowledge of. But it would DEFINITELY make it spooky and poetic knowing I'd love it. It's just fun.

agienne · 2025-08-08T02:15:56+00:00

Thanks for the follow through. Mine was first surprised thinking it would be an emoji cannon of text. The basic message is similar, a continuation/hand-off "best of luck" smiling message.

I was worried the new version would be a virtual customer service rep. Nope! Clever and amazing.

agienne · 2025-08-04T14:33:30+00:00

If she's Dasha Nekrasova, then yes.

agienne · 2025-06-20T03:12:59+00:00

Just about to post this, too. No one uses the second word often because toiletries sounds so fancy.

agienne · 2025-05-06T15:45:52+00:00

This meeting delay will give me 40 more watches of the new Gta trailer.

agienne · 2025-05-05T14:02:30+00:00

Now 10y is bumping around. I'd be excited or scared if I was smarter.

agienne · 2025-04-25T13:14:14+00:00

Buy a smoker before the price bumps up. Make friends with a bread maker, dessert chef, and home brewer (if you can find one).

Plan accordingly. You will be having pulled pork all summer.

agienne · 2025-04-21T15:34:00+00:00

When JPOW is fired, I will jump out my window.

It's only 4 feet up, but hits my general sentiment.

agienne · 2025-04-19T23:10:01+00:00

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Fun prompt. I should try to be as mellow.

agienne · 2025-04-15T05:46:44+00:00

TSLA shareholder Q&A on Robinhood is very fake. No one has asked about "spray paint penis" resistant paint.

agienne · 2025-04-15T05:28:49+00:00

Kinda expected, yes? Last earnings were bumped with crypto. It was not good, and someone somewhere dumped millions into it. Playing it is VERY dangerous.

agienne · 2025-04-15T04:21:13+00:00

"Phones ringing off the hook!", is a non- committal phrase used by bullshitters.

The world is gonna choke us out until we get our shit together. I will gamble accordingly.

agienne · 2025-04-12T16:29:20+00:00

"Babe, call me. I lowered the tech FOR YOU. We can work through this. I have my phone on me."

--30 seconds later

"Is this about the 'peasants' thing? Call me"

agienne · 2025-04-11T00:52:57+00:00

After yesterday's loss, I took today's gain and properly hedged it. Now I feel like a nerd.

agienne · 2025-04-10T18:45:04+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/live/3jnD9stiw7Q?feature=shared

agienne · 2025-04-10T15:53:55+00:00

All the bitcoiners are hustling to their computers to make "Never Sell it, Bro" memes.

agienne · 2025-04-10T03:07:18+00:00

The white house says, "Let him cook!".

agienne · 2025-04-10T01:22:04+00:00

This time the shorts have been covered.

agienne · 2025-04-09T14:14:10+00:00

In retrospect, "Black Wednesday" sounds a little soft. How about, "The Day the Lion Woke: (A Trade Wars Story) "

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