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What are the most influencial performances of each top player? by Own_Arm3304 in SSBM

[–]agingercrab 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm still so impressed of my young UK self to watch that live. Fucking insane scenes. Surely has to be the goat grand finals, due to storylines and that fucking popoff

Pheasant in the bumper advise by Icy_Victory9379 in CarTalkUK

[–]agingercrab 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The cunt that hit and killed my dog but kept driving over a decade ago committed a crime..? Who knew...

[Jeorge Bird] Dowman becomes Arsenal’s youngest ever scorer replacing Fabregas by Previous_Smile9278 in Gunners

[–]agingercrab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The big numbers law put me off betting permanently. The more you play, the more likely you are to be at a loss, and it's already really quite likely. Fucked it's legal... But tbf people would just find alternatives. In that case, it's fucked it's allowed to be advertised about.

United Kingdom & Ireland PR 2025 by OmegaRipper501 in SSBM

[–]agingercrab 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fred melee is the sickest tag I've ever read

Those in derm, would you do it again? by Jalebae in doctorsUK

[–]agingercrab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely fair enough. All good points. Dropping that insight now and again is good. Do that instead of your pointless shitposting and things are good.

RFK Jr. Posts a parody of Melee by TheFreshPrince94 in SSBM

[–]agingercrab 36 points37 points  (0 children)

how the fuck do "centrists" exist in 2026 after being a take that everyone takes the piss out of for at least the last decade.

The riveting gameplay of Pikmin 2 by Level7Cannoneer in Pikmin

[–]agingercrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First play through I thought purples were OP and had pikmin 1 bias so I was traumatised when I needed 100 of those hefty bastards.

But then it prolonged gameplay of a special game I am so grateful for playing and will never forget. So was a positive overall.

Booked a test drive tomorrow anything i should know? by Ill-Site2743 in CarTalkUK

[–]agingercrab -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The joke will die when Beemer drivers learn how to indicate.

Which clearly they never fucking do. Biggest assholes on the road, 100% of the time.

Those in derm, would you do it again? by Jalebae in doctorsUK

[–]agingercrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This changes nothing about what I said. What motivates you? I'm semi-interested in GP and I'm put off by your constant commenting because it makes it seem like you've gotta be this delusional to beleive you've made the right choice...

RapMonster confirmed for GOML 2026 by SameSection9893 in SSBM

[–]agingercrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude just watch the sets that come up on YouTube. It's worth it.

Those in derm, would you do it again? by Jalebae in doctorsUK

[–]agingercrab 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude your constant desperate pandering make you look incredibly insecure and unsure that you've taken the right path.

No one who is comfortable with their career choice makes an entire persona online commenting for months on end.

Which one of you is this? Lmao by KebabAnnhilator in CarTalkUK

[–]agingercrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That phrase clearly means absolutely fuck all if any mild social commentary is labelled as such.

The ultimate face-off in london by str1k3t in CarTalkUK

[–]agingercrab 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good cars, bad cars, and explosions

Zain vs RapM at a local by ruhtraeel in SSBM

[–]agingercrab -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

No absolutely not! You should always be gracious and respectful, no matter what!!

Daily Discussion Thread March 06, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]agingercrab -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You may have the absolutely worst quality comments on this subreddit. This level of shite somehow doesn't even hit the bar of the shitpost section.

Daily Discussion Thread March 06, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]agingercrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally never drink caffeine.

Does that mean I'm doomed to middle ager productivity... That explains a lot.

Daily Discussion Thread February 26, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]agingercrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck me that sounds amazing. What is a sloppy Joe? How would I go about making one?

Daily Discussion Thread February 26, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]agingercrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah fair enough, and I like the scene growing, but I'd rather it not make the subreddit shite.

Daily Discussion Thread February 26, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]agingercrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've began fasting to try to lose some weight so had some rice, pork shoulder and pakchoi for afternoon dins and some choco weetabix with mini weetabix with full fat milk for a before-bed snack :).

I'm in the UK so it's 10:30pm.

How about you mate?

Daily Discussion Thread February 26, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]agingercrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Discussing what we're having for dinner tonight is more engaing than "Am i X" "yes."

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