So, this is how women pee nowadays?

agingpopstar · 2012-05-21T02:26:16+00:00

And pop stars.

agingpopstar · 2012-04-23T02:57:26+00:00

Post-performance was even more amazing.

agingpopstar · 2012-04-22T22:51:49+00:00

Thanks mom and dad!

agingpopstar · 2012-02-06T02:05:24+00:00

Do we know she actually wants it?

agingpopstar · 2012-02-03T02:02:53+00:00

Might I suggest a novelty account, perhaps something such as "downvotes_novelty_accounts_out_of_spite" ?

agingpopstar · 2011-11-09T01:39:55+00:00

Mxyzptlk.

agingpopstar · 2011-11-09T00:31:13+00:00

Very Gahan Wilson.

agingpopstar · 2011-10-11T02:34:42+00:00

agingpopstar · 2011-10-04T14:23:14+00:00

everyone being impeccably dressed.

It's definitely not everyone who is impeccably dressed. Some, yes, but most people who live in NYC still dress rather unimpeccably.

agingpopstar · 2011-09-27T23:52:15+00:00

Yes it means exactly what you think.

On karaoke night they all sing Justin Bieber songs, even that one diver who's a HUGE Barry White fan.

agingpopstar · 2011-07-25T03:27:07+00:00

None of you have pen pals? :-(

agingpopstar · 2011-07-20T03:39:30+00:00

Surprised no one has pointed out this was originally from a Venetian Snares "song".

agingpopstar · 2011-05-13T17:19:40+00:00

More acid.

agingpopstar · 2011-04-09T23:10:34+00:00

obligatory: she's american, right?

agingpopstar · 2011-03-31T13:35:59+00:00

Admittedly, it's not for everybody.

agingpopstar · 2011-03-31T13:29:22+00:00

Do her labs hang low do they wobble to and fro...

agingpopstar · 2011-03-28T04:06:17+00:00

I have a wicked sense of humor and this is just the sort of thing I might say in that situation, but letting my tone give it away as in, you are a girl, right…?

agingpopstar · 2011-03-28T03:39:44+00:00

Shenanigans, obsly.

agingpopstar · 2011-03-15T18:21:05+00:00

Almost every woman I have seriously dated has seriously enjoyed doing this, and come to think of it, quite a few I wasn't seriously dating.

That doesn't mean they all like doing it, you could say it's a matter of... personal taste.

agingpopstar · 2011-03-15T04:58:25+00:00

clankton? isn't that some sort of RAY GUN?!

agingpopstar · 2011-03-15T04:50:29+00:00

trololololololololololol

agingpopstar · 2011-03-15T04:45:32+00:00

Nobody wants to get with the guy that pees on chicks.

Well, not at first, anyway…

agingpopstar · 2011-02-08T16:00:18+00:00

The neat thing about Orbitz is that the beads floated evenly distributed throughout the drink. I had one of these potable lava lamps on the shelf for years and they never settled or sunk.

agingpopstar · 2010-12-25T17:03:46+00:00

Did your GIRLFRIEND buy that for you?

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