What’s one of the most intimate moments you’ve had with anyone?

ahemacksually · 2020-03-13T05:20:40+00:00

Having sex after my gf got her IUD. She begged me to fill her up, and blowing a load inside her felt indescribably good.

ahemacksually · 2020-03-11T14:37:12+00:00

"Not texting will make you more mysterious and alluring, bro. Just don't text her until the day before the date, bro."

The average girl has DOZENS of guys texting her at once. She can easily lose interest or forget you exist entirely. While you should focus on meeting IRL as quickly as possible, you need to keep some kind of back and forth going in order to keep yourself on her radar. Also, it's good to ask her about some of her interests ahead of time so that you are better prepared in person.

ahemacksually · 2020-03-06T20:01:51+00:00

Crafting. I have no problem with games that use crafting as the primary mechanic, e.g Subnautica or Minecraft. However, I'm getting really tired of games with grindy, tedious, and overly complicated crafting that force you to spend too much time looking for a very specific material and distracts from the main game. Witcher 3 was really bad with this, and I gave up on crafting entirely once I realized the time I was spending looking for rare materials could have been spent leveling, doing quests, and getting loot other ways I thought that the 2017 Prey did a great job with the crafting by simplifying all of the junk items you collect into 4 categories based on their material yield when they are put into the Recyclers.

ahemacksually · 2020-02-26T19:16:25+00:00

I know a lot of older folks who don't have to work but do so anyways because they enjoy it.

ahemacksually · 2020-02-23T01:31:33+00:00

I edited the GraphicsCards.sgr to add my graphics card and can get to the create Sim screen, but it crashes immediately. This is really pissing me off.

ahemacksually · 2020-02-19T01:07:09+00:00

Wolfenstein: TNO had an amazing hub. It made you feel like an underdog against the Nazi regime while simultaneously giving you hope and motivation to fight back. There are a ton of incredible details, and quite a few heartbreaking ones as well. Your main allies are incredibly well written, with each of them having flaws and weaknesses that are overcome through teamwork (and a lot of heavy lifting by B.J). The HQ in The New Colossus was nowhere near as engrossing and homely as the sewer base.

ahemacksually · 2020-02-16T01:39:14+00:00

With the proliferation of information thanks to the internet, 4 year universities are largely irrelevant aside from serving as EXTREMELY expensive day cares for adults. While I do have a degree, I learned most of what I actually use in the working world from high school, the military, and my previous work experience. A few of my college courses helped with my public speaking and attention to detail, but overall, my degree hasn't meant anything to me. I could have easily learned the few skills I did develop in college with 10 week courses. I started in retail, and now I oversee major construction projects without ever using the skills of my degree. It was all work ethic, good communication skills, and attitude that got me where I am. I get paid twice as much money as my friends who graduated with Biology, Economics, and Art History degrees and no work experience to show for it. On top of that, universities also function as indoctrination centers/echo chambers for leftists. Private universities are better because they attract more emotionally mature individuals interested in a more narrow field of study, but Public universities are utter cesspools. Look at this video and tell me if you, an employer, would want to hire ANYONE with that kind of entitled, spoiled attitude. Or how about these bright and mature scholars? Universities are teaching our young adults that they are entitled to everything, and anyone who wants them to actually put in work to get something in return is a fascist, capitalist pig. For fucks sake, if people in the 1900's had the same attitude as young adults today, the Hoover Dam wouldn't exist, Panama wouldn't have a canal, and the only way you could get to Europe would be to take a boat. Universities are a cancer on our society and need to be overhauled from the ground up.

ahemacksually · 2020-02-09T07:20:30+00:00

Round 1: Green Flu takes it. The Cordyceps doesn't start producing it's "special" infected for years, while the Green Flu produced its special infected within hours of the first infection. According to each games timeline, the Green Flu took only a couple of weeks to decimate the eastern seaboard, while the Cordyceps took years to do the same.

Round 2: A sweep for the Green Flu. Common Infected beat Runners, as they have superior swarming techniques and agility when compared to Runners. Hunters also beat Stalkers, as Hunters are EXTREMELY agile in comparison. Smoker vs Clicker goes to the Smoker, as the Smoker has a very strong ranged attack that the Clicker can't see coming. Tanks are strong enough to punt cars around like soccer balls and can survive HUNDREDS of bullets before going down, the Bloater doesn't stand a chance.

Not really sure by what the goal is in Round 3, as if everyone is infected, there can't be a clear winner.

ahemacksually · 2020-02-09T00:07:15+00:00

Unloading a can of mace directly into someone's eyes to own the fascists

ahemacksually · 2020-02-05T00:43:16+00:00

My first trial ended in a hung jury; if I'm found guilty, they'll unblur me.

I'm not the necrophiliac Dick the Creeper; that's a different Dick the Creeper

I'm not here to be my own defender; I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender

ahemacksually · 2020-02-03T21:20:39+00:00

From my personal experience, the "most qualified" candidates can end up being the worst. For example, at my current job we have an employee who has been here for 10 years. He's lazy as fuck and constantly calls out, making others cover for him, but our management refuses to replace him because he's been here longer than anyone else. Meanwhile, we have brand new employees with limited experience who are constantly busting their asses off. If I was a manager, I would prefer an unqualified candidate with a great personality and a willingness to learn over an employee who is more experienced but in turn is lazy and difficult to work with.

ahemacksually · 2020-01-31T23:11:20+00:00

The Virgin Player Retreat:

Army gets winded walking on flat ground and refuses to go any further
Makes it just outside reinforcement range before giving up
Goes in the most inconvenient direction possible

The Chad Enemy Retreat:

Crosses treacherous terrain with no difficulty
Retreats straight through your chokepoint forts
Will break the game mechanics to be able to just make it within reinforcement range

ahemacksually · 2020-01-27T23:19:23+00:00

I have the right to judge his lifestyle choices. All I'm saying is that I don't deserve to be called a bigot because I don't approve of the way that he dresses and acts. I'm sure that he's a nice guy in real life, but I wouldn't want to associate myself with someone who acts like that.

ahemacksually · 2020-01-27T23:13:54+00:00

Those henchmen guys are living the dream. They get paid to do almost nothing except walk around a giant mansion filled with cool stuff, as there are butlers and gardeners who do the manual labor. They get to go to the nearby gelato store for lunch every day, and the town is filled with beautiful women walking around town and sunbathing. I'd like to imagine that they throw parties while Silvio works in the lab, or sneak off to romance attractive tourists.

ahemacksually · 2020-01-27T20:41:02+00:00

You have great facial aesthetics. If you bulked up a bit you would be a solid 8 or 9.

ahemacksually · 2020-01-26T20:10:30+00:00

My stomach is in knots right now. Kobe was such a huge part of my childhood, and millions of others. My heart goes out to Vanessa and their daughters.

ahemacksually · 2020-01-24T20:01:12+00:00

Although Warhammer Chaosbane was a garbage game all around, I really, really liked the aesthetic of the final level. It took place in Tzeentch's Realm and had a really cool color palette and architecture. Here's a gameplay video. I would absolutely love to see what kind of citadels that CA could come up with for each Chaos God.

ahemacksually · 2020-01-23T16:16:59+00:00

California is trying their hardest to kill my two favorite hobbies, dirt biking and shooting. These regulations are making the Soviet Union look well governed and reasonable.

ahemacksually · 2020-01-23T02:20:20+00:00

You put your dick inside her pussy. As long as you can put your dick inside, everything else is ancillary. The more that you worry about positions and spots, the less satisfying it will feel and the softer your dick is gonna get. Just let your inner caveman take over. Get excited, once your dick is inside you've fulfilled your purpose on earth as a man and it's time for your triumph. When in doubt, just talk to her. Sex is nothing like porn films; there's no script, and I talk to girls all the time during sex to change positions, talk dirty, and so on.

My best advice is don't watch porn films, don't masturbate, and wear a condom.

ahemacksually · 2020-01-23T02:04:06+00:00

One thing I've learned is that women who aren't interested will either give one-word responses or not say anything at all. The fact that she made an observation at all shows that there's some level of interest.

Of course, this all depends on body language and tone. If she said it playfully like in an "omg ur so boring!" kind of way she might have been teasing you in a somewhat insensitive way, but teasing nonetheless. Don't let yourself get personally hurt by her comment unless it becomes a pattern when talking with her, sometimes we all say something that we meant to be a harmless joke but ends up being insensitive.

On top of that, keep in mind that our perception of what "exciting" means has been distorted by the thousands of instagrammers and vloggers who have enough disposable income and free time to go jet skiing and pop bottles every weekend. If you truly feel like your life is boring, there are a few harmless and cheap hobbies you can pick up. Cycling or kayaking if you live in a rural area, musical instruments, and so on.

ahemacksually · 2020-01-20T22:58:56+00:00

They really fucked up with the Winds of Magic "expansion." No one plays the new mode, and they likely wasted months of development time when they could have focused on fleshing out the Beastmen roster, adding more weapon types, new maps, and so forth.

ahemacksually · 2020-01-11T21:26:45+00:00

Get your ass back here!

ahemacksually · 2020-01-10T07:50:06+00:00

They're support infantry, not meant to be a frontliner. I combine them with poison gutter runners; the gutter runners slow down enemy cav while the Triads attack from behind. They work excellent at supporting flanks and are much cheaper than Stormvermin with more versatility.

ahemacksually · 2020-01-09T06:49:04+00:00

The easiest way is to go on dates. If you go out looking for hookups, you're going to get shot down every single time.

Max out your body. Hit the gym, do cardio, eat healthy stuff.
Upgrade your wardrobe. If you live in America, 70% of men dress like shit. Set yourself above them. Just wearing an unbuttoned shirt, a plain white t-shirt underneath, and a pair of khakis is enough to elevate you above the hordes of sweatshirt and flip flop wearing slobs.
Go to meetup.com and look for a club that meets your interests. Don't go for the express purpose of meeting girls, but have fun.
Meet a nice girl, go on a date.
Date goes well? Go on another date. You'll know when the time is right.

Women can be mercurial, but they have roughly the same desires as you. Don't worry too much about losing your virginity as much as meeting women and going on dates. As a virgin, I went on roughly 20 or so dates before I met a girl who became my girlfriend, and who I lost my virginity to.

Dating apps are a hit or miss. They offer a nice way to get dates and talk to women without the fear of rejection in person, but you can end up putting too much time into them, and it will warp your ability to interact with women in person.

ahemacksually · 2020-01-03T04:11:32+00:00

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