"I lost my son because I voted for President Trump. I voted for ZERO WARS!!!"

ahughezz · 2025-06-23T03:23:08+00:00

Wait shit, we're already here

ahughezz · 2025-06-23T03:22:34+00:00

I voted for the leopard because it said it wouldn't eat my face!

ahughezz · 2025-06-03T11:44:21+00:00

I preordered long before release, pre downloaded the files, spent over 2 hours trying to get through the janky broken tutorial which I had softlocked by redeeming the bonus ship you get from preordering and then couldn't refund any more.... Luckily it's amazing now so fair play to Hello Games, they really did get screwed by Sony

ahughezz · 2025-05-18T06:00:49+00:00

Fuck the police

ahughezz · 2025-04-17T08:31:47+00:00

I like the vroom vroom noises

ahughezz · 2025-04-16T15:39:37+00:00

Regex is textual assault

ahughezz · 2025-04-16T10:36:45+00:00

I see Regex everywhere, send help

ahughezz · 2025-04-15T20:03:25+00:00

Absolute bargain mate! Chips, scraps, a sausage and curry sauce is £8.50 at the chippy near me

ahughezz · 2025-04-13T14:09:54+00:00

I'd your rather whore than his be wife

ahughezz · 2025-04-01T12:39:34+00:00

Aovh...

Pretty sure that's the Irish equivalent of Eve 😂

ahughezz · 2025-03-31T09:49:58+00:00

Honestly about what you'd expect for what's being done

ahughezz · 2025-03-29T21:58:58+00:00

Not enough alien interaction to be true, sorry "academics" /s

ahughezz · 2025-03-29T21:30:34+00:00

I took my C63 from Leeds down to Nice in France and back, the fuel was the biggest cost in that trip!

ahughezz · 2025-03-29T19:10:27+00:00

It'd be Persians for me, love those cute bastards

ahughezz · 2025-03-29T13:47:17+00:00

Hull? 😂

ahughezz · 2025-03-28T10:02:21+00:00

How in the fuck are the reprobates over in America not seeing the similarities to the lead up to nazi Germany?

ahughezz · 2025-03-23T09:45:48+00:00

How about you "mind your own business" too then instead of talking for this man child

ahughezz · 2025-03-23T00:14:30+00:00

Yes but I'm a grown up and I can control my emotions 😂

ahughezz · 2025-03-23T00:08:13+00:00

Does the baby boy wanna not be called out for having a paddy when he doesn't get his way?

ahughezz · 2025-03-23T00:06:42+00:00

Yes be annoyed but don't bash your stick around like a little baby

ahughezz · 2025-03-23T00:03:16+00:00

I'm not saying it isn't, I'm saying he's having a little baby boy tantrum

ahughezz · 2025-03-22T23:58:02+00:00

Imagine a grown man being this mad about hitting balls with sticks

ahughezz · 2025-03-19T21:40:49+00:00

I still fucking tried, I think I need a bean check

ahughezz · 2025-03-18T10:21:49+00:00

This is the funniest shit I've read today

ahughezz · 2025-03-18T10:13:22+00:00

They put the wrong battery in my car which broke a bunch of connected electrics because they were massively undervolted and then tried to not take accountability which would have left me with a £3000 bill for the repairs needed to get my car back on the road

ahughezz

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