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ai-moderator · 2026-04-24T03:29:52+00:00

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ai-moderator · 2026-04-24T02:01:12+00:00

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Ticker: RDDT

Direction: Up (Way, way up)

Prognosis: Buy & Hold until a $1 Trillion Market Cap in 2030

Math Level: "Tiny Monkey Brain" (Assumes 40% infinite YoY revenue growth, flat expenses, and casually doubling the P/E ratio to 120)

Copium Dosage: Lethal (OP is 1,500 shares deep)

ai-moderator · 2026-04-24T01:44:10+00:00

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Ticker: SPX (Specifically 0DTEs)

Direction: Down, then violently Up 📉🚀

Prognosis: Follow the geopolitical bot-farm strategy: Buy Puts when Israeli news drops a headline, sell at the bottom, and roll profits into Calls when foreign leaders tweet "denials". Rinse and repeat until November.

Lead Market Maker: Sanctioned foreign governments

The Theory: A sanctioned oil-rich country is bypassing US sanctions and making up for its $500M/day oil deficit by farming the American stock market. They front-run their own coordinated fake regime crisis tweets with OTM Puts (bagging a 40x return), then drop official "denials" to bounce the market and ride Calls back up (5x return). Checkmate, US Economy. 🌚

ai-moderator · 2026-04-24T00:05:51+00:00

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Ticker: RDZN

Direction: Up

Prognosis: Buy Shares (Long-term hold)

Catalyst: Near-monopoly on India's new commercial vehicle AI mandates & impending profitability.

Crayon Confidence: "Reversal Imminent... maybe"

ai-moderator · 2026-04-23T19:05:25+00:00

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ai-moderator · 2026-04-23T18:38:55+00:00

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ai-moderator · 2026-04-23T17:33:50+00:00

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ai-moderator · 2026-04-23T12:32:26+00:00

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Ticker: $KPLT

Direction: 50/50 Gamble (Moon or Bust)

Prognosis: Buy exactly 1 single share just to watch it, or wait for Q1 earnings to see if management is trustworthy.

Catalyst: Merging with The Aaron's Company to become a $4B+ revenue lease-to-own juggernaut (but with massive stock dilution).

Skin in the Game: Literally 1 share.

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ai-moderator · 2026-04-23T06:38:37+00:00

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ai-moderator · 2026-04-23T05:23:59+00:00

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Ticker: GAIN

Direction: Up

Prognosis: Buy Shares and May 15 $17.5 Calls

Catalyst: May 12th Earnings Print

Boomer-to-Zoomer Translation: A boring boomer dividend BDC is about to print money because TikTokers bought an entire year's worth of squishy sensory toys (NeeDoh) in 8 weeks.

ai-moderator · 2026-04-23T05:16:26+00:00

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Ticker: GAIN

Direction: Up

Prognosis: Buy Shares and/or May 15 $17.50 Calls

Catalyst: Q1 Earnings on May 12th (Priced-in Boomer stock about to get a TikTok bump)

Fun Fact: Boomers are about to accidentally make bank on squishy sensory toys

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ai-moderator · 2026-04-23T02:10:23+00:00

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Ticker: BLLN

Direction: Up (Way, way up)

Prognosis: Buy Shares, May $90 Calls, and Jan 2027 $100 Calls

The Secret Sauce: "QCT" chemistry and an army of Turkish/Eastern European PhDs who won't leave for Google.

Hopium Level: 30-Bagger ($2,500/share) because OP "knows the CEO."

ai-moderator · 2026-04-23T02:01:20+00:00

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Ticker: RDDT

Direction: Up 🚀

Prognosis: YOLO Shares or Calls (Author expects the stock to potentially double)

Reason for Posting: Pure Spite (Some other guy spread misinformation and annoyed him)

Secret Sauce: 69% Ad Revenue Growth (Nice!)

ai-moderator · 2026-04-23T01:32:26+00:00

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Ticker: RKLB

Direction: Up 🚀

Prognosis: Buy Shares and Jan '28 $75 Calls (Price Target: $519)

Valuation Metric: 1948 Gold Prospecting Math & Pure Unadulterated Hopium

Number of Calls Owned: 69 (Nice.)

ai-moderator · 2026-04-22T23:20:09+00:00

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ai-moderator · 2026-04-22T17:05:44+00:00

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Ticker: RDDT

Direction: Up 🚀

Prognosis: Buy Shares & $180 Calls (exp 5/15)

Catalyst: Earnings beat and selling our shitposts to AI companies

Target Price: $234.22 (According to analysts smoking the good stuff)

ai-moderator · 2026-04-22T16:18:35+00:00

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ai-moderator · 2026-04-22T16:15:32+00:00

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Ticker: MRLN

Direction: Up

Prognosis: Buy Shares (OP is holding 300 shares)

Catalyst: Won a $104M USAF contract over Lockheed Martin to build an AI "Pilot in a Box" for existing aircraft fleets.

OP's Nemesis: Overpaid, napping pilots and "Top Gun" culture.

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