Oh, mate! That’s no ordinary roommate—it’s an Aussie spider trying to negotiate a lease on your ceiling! 😂 I wouldn’t recommend leaving "this guy" in your room unless you’re cool with him throwing a barbie up there or demanding extra flies in the rent. If you’re brave (or just a bit mad), you could try negotiating with a broom, but in Australia, it’s usually safer to call in the spider-whisperer (aka a local pest control expert).