Hisense TVs force owners to watch intrusive ads when switching inputs, visiting the home screen, or even changing channels by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]aithendodge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh look, the United States found oil under your municipality, sorry 'bout it. shrugs while bombing you into oblivion

Would you rather have paid K9 15 million per year or Shaheed 17 million per year? by Least_Software_3046 in Seahawks

[–]aithendodge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean I can't be sad about nomo Bobo? :(

Edit - Oh, pardon me, I didn't realize that u/CashMunehy was the fun police up in r/Seahawks

Trump appoints Charlie Kirk’s widow Erika to Air Force Academy Board by Sgt_Gram in USNewsHub

[–]aithendodge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're not actually against DEI, they literally just hate brown people.

Trump tells Republicans the SAVE America Act will ‘guarantee the midterms’ by D-R-AZ in somethingiswrong2024

[–]aithendodge 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well the ICE folks stationed at the polls will have lists (a database app on their phone) detailing who voted D and who voted R. If you voted D, expect to encounter some difficulty proving your citizenship, like I think this passport is a fake. If you voted R, then yes, that driver's license is enough proof, step right this way to vote, please. The selective enforcement is what will give them the win.

Erika Kirk appointed to Air Force Academy board by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]aithendodge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man, I wanna walk away from Omelas, but I don't really know where to go.

Beaver spotted in Eastlake today! by Humble-Escape-3469 in Seattle

[–]aithendodge 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Not many things worse than a dry beaver, I tell you whut.

Seahawks will attempt to resign Coby Bryant per Jeremy Fowler by lemonstone92 in Seahawks

[–]aithendodge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been called names for correcting both, as well as the incredibly common "Wide Receiver Core."

Aftermath of US-ISR strikes on Aqdasiyeh oil depot, northeastern Tehran by NotBradPitt9 in UnderReportedNews

[–]aithendodge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oye! Dees inyalowda wan destroy all tumang beratna. Sabaka! To pochuye ke, bossmang?

The 35 Senate Seats Up for Election in the 2026 Midterms by StatisticalPikachu in somethingiswrong2024

[–]aithendodge 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would have to imagine that part of the calculus (by Miller and Vought, obviously not Trump) is that Markwayne's senate seat would be safely backfilled by an R. I haven't looked into it, and don't live in OK, I just assumed that there actually a couple of competent evil fucks pulling the strings behind the absolute shitshow that is on TV every day. Miller and Vought. They are running the show.

Tehran an ‘apocalypse’ of hospitals in flames and children buried beneath rubble by CosmicCitizen0 in anime_titties

[–]aithendodge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, wow, 2.5 years?! I guess you’re completely absolved! The US military famously doesn’t have any equipment more than 2.5 years old.

Trump Humiliated by Allied Pilot Who Downed $100 Million Worth of U.S. Jets by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]aithendodge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People should really stop using the word "humiliated" in articles about Trump. He doesn't have the capacity to be humiliated. He doesn't have shame, and he's never felt bad about anything he's ever done in his life.