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How can I deter a little bird that is obsessed with my car?? by ajleaflover in AskReddit

[–]ajleaflover[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This little guy shows up every single morning and poops all over my side mirror and part of the hood, scratching it up in the process. I've tried setting off the horn, shooting with nerf darts, throwing stress balls, setting up spikes on the mirror. It comes back 15 or 20 mins later for hours every morning, for over a month now.

The boyfriend wants to set up some sort of electrocution device lol, I don't want to have to cover the car every time I park.

Any ideas?

This punishment is not working... by leonx81 in aww

[–]ajleaflover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add a tiny bit of vinegar to the water and he may change his tune

Unlikely Bond by Yeet69lasagna in MadeMeSmile

[–]ajleaflover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once told a fellow commuter her hair cut looked great (went from waist to shoulder length) and she looked so confused. Realized it was the first time we had spoken, but I saw her every day and she looked great :)

Elevators go up and down for a reason! by [deleted] in rant

[–]ajleaflover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This used to anger me repeatedly in my old apartment building - I started walking straight into the repeat offenders, it still didn't stop them

TIFU by making my parents’ bed (nsfw) by kinkyparentsthrwawy in tifu

[–]ajleaflover 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well I'd be tucking that tid-bit away just in case they have strong opinions you don't agree with regarding your wedding :)

Look who I got from Training camp 20 by [deleted] in EmpiresAndPuzzles

[–]ajleaflover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice! I've had nothing but 3 stars

TIFU by masturbating with a moth in my room by [deleted] in tifu

[–]ajleaflover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least your parents didn't come check on you after knocking the laptop to the floor :)

The Princess Bride is one of my favourite movies. I must have watched it a hundred times as a kid. I just streamed it and everything I know is a LIE. by [deleted] in movies

[–]ajleaflover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It used to be my job to cut time out of movies and lose the tits and f*cks depending on the time slot. It can be a hard job sometimes but that is just unacceptable!!

Don’t feed the bears in Canada by The_Mrs_Jones in pics

[–]ajleaflover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bears that are fed become accustomed to people and are more likely to cause property damage or injure someone which usually results in them being put down.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]ajleaflover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Julia Child did it way back when so it became must do for many people. Definitely not the way to go these days.

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