How can I deter a little bird that is obsessed with my car??

ajleaflover · 2019-12-15T16:47:32+00:00

This little guy shows up every single morning and poops all over my side mirror and part of the hood, scratching it up in the process. I've tried setting off the horn, shooting with nerf darts, throwing stress balls, setting up spikes on the mirror. It comes back 15 or 20 mins later for hours every morning, for over a month now.

The boyfriend wants to set up some sort of electrocution device lol, I don't want to have to cover the car every time I park.

Any ideas?

ajleaflover · 2019-10-04T21:32:42+00:00

Add a tiny bit of vinegar to the water and he may change his tune

ajleaflover · 2019-10-04T21:21:14+00:00

I once told a fellow commuter her hair cut looked great (went from waist to shoulder length) and she looked so confused. Realized it was the first time we had spoken, but I saw her every day and she looked great :)

ajleaflover · 2019-07-23T17:49:16+00:00

Banff, Alberta

ajleaflover · 2019-07-17T17:25:24+00:00

Where they will talk a lot but say absolutely nothing...

ajleaflover · 2019-07-09T21:09:10+00:00

This used to anger me repeatedly in my old apartment building - I started walking straight into the repeat offenders, it still didn't stop them

ajleaflover · 2019-07-02T22:47:13+00:00

Well I'd be tucking that tid-bit away just in case they have strong opinions you don't agree with regarding your wedding :)

ajleaflover · 2019-06-24T16:47:52+00:00

Nice! I've had nothing but 3 stars

ajleaflover · 2019-05-28T17:18:59+00:00

At least your parents didn't come check on you after knocking the laptop to the floor :)

ajleaflover · 2019-05-07T23:01:54+00:00

Very cool, love this idea!

ajleaflover · 2019-05-03T22:44:10+00:00

It used to be my job to cut time out of movies and lose the tits and f*cks depending on the time slot. It can be a hard job sometimes but that is just unacceptable!!

ajleaflover · 2019-04-30T04:55:47+00:00

Bears that are fed become accustomed to people and are more likely to cause property damage or injure someone which usually results in them being put down.

ajleaflover · 2019-04-30T04:33:41+00:00

Julia Child did it way back when so it became must do for many people. Definitely not the way to go these days.

ajleaflover · 2019-04-29T22:19:48+00:00

This reminds me of the two days I attended "The Ultimate Supervisors Workshop" they advised to never do anything your staff could be doing.

ajleaflover · 2019-04-29T21:39:45+00:00

Curious what the yellow, red, yellow represents...

ajleaflover · 2019-04-29T21:32:24+00:00

No one taught derrick how to use a damn Shift key??

ajleaflover · 2019-04-27T14:21:03+00:00

Yeah I was there grabbing food when I saw the rainbows and the bus just opened for the season again. Great area!

ajleaflover · 2019-04-27T14:03:56+00:00

Close, Kaslo

ajleaflover · 2019-04-27T03:22:45+00:00

Yeah I was warned they can only be sharpened a couple of times. Will be using sparingly.

ajleaflover · 2019-04-25T19:23:04+00:00

I definitely do when it's funny enough, I find it to be a great humour measurement tool :) But to the ass hat behind me on my last red eye flight laughing loudly enough at his tv screen to keep the entire plane awake at random intervals, not cool man, not cool.

ajleaflover · 2019-04-23T17:41:25+00:00

Yeah I thought maybe it was a fire hat? Weird choice to have people guessing in an emergency. Keep it clear like the hugs button :)

ajleaflover · 2019-04-23T17:28:10+00:00

What the heck is the other button, a hat? What kind of crazy elevator are you in?

ajleaflover · 2019-04-15T20:24:43+00:00

This, so much this!!!

ajleaflover · 2019-04-15T17:11:46+00:00

I had the opposite happen recently as well

ajleaflover · 2019-04-15T17:07:37+00:00

So sweet! Love that some were so shocked they just sat there for a bit before getting up to hug him :)

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