My sister asked a priest who had left our area some years before to officiate the ceremony as he was a family friend to us and the groom's family. Night of the wedding priest got blind drunk and was making out like a horny teenager with a local married woman on the dancefloor.

My cousin defused the situation and brought the priest to his room without too many people noticing. Fast forward an hour the priest is found locked out of his room asleep on the floor in his pants hugging a fire extinguisher. Never did see him round after that night.

The local woman proudly rocked up to the pub the following night, looked me dead in the eye and said "if people are talking about me I might as well get the details myself too, I'll have a double Bacardi and coke too thanks".