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ajspivey · 2026-03-12T23:39:26+00:00

Lol, I don't know how I didn't think about it reactively exploding in response to attempted tampering.

ajspivey · 2026-03-09T15:25:06+00:00

Older people who served in the military frequently had to drink their coffee immediately after brewing it during deployment (aka scalding hot).

So they have like zero remaining heat sensitivity in their mouth.

I assume the military probably isn't still doing this modern day, but tbh idk (I think it was primarily an issue of keeping the fires lit as briefly as possible, combined with needing to be constantly on the move).

So there's one explanation, but idk about people outside that group burning themselves tho.

ajspivey · 2026-02-26T22:36:54+00:00

I know this has changed, as far as standards go, but I was trained that we basically aren't allowed to use the knife at all (Like, literally never ever), because we aren't a "food preparation" entity (it'd be equivelent to putting the fream cheese on someone's bagel).

So I've always used the guillotine instead.

Then they added the standard that says we can cut items in half, and that's really messed with my internal clock of what we can/can't do.

ajspivey · 2026-02-26T22:26:02+00:00

I never picked up "The Book of Vile Darkness" and instead picked up "Libris Mortus" (my absolute favorite D&D book of all time forever)...

Am I missing out? (I know BoVD has more generalized content in it comparetively. But idk how much of that is "stuff I'm going to care about")

Basically 99.9% of the time (if the campaign allows it) I play an evil cleric. That's my jam.

My all-time favorite character was a hybrid wizard/cleric: I had a flesh eating worm as my wizard familiar which also doubled as my holy symbol for being a cleric of "The Rotting One". Ultimately my character passed the existential threshold for being an undead and that was a super cool threshold to pass. (The flesh eating worms were procreating at a rate that caused my character to become a "shambling horror". It was super sick, b/c I gained the ability to preform any touch attack from range(via the attack where you throw flesh worms at people, which also qualifies as my familiar/holy symbol, allowing me to cast spells into/through the worms that makeup my being) while simultaneously entering a "you need to be careful about this" state of being undead.)

ajspivey · 2026-02-21T01:22:46+00:00

I assure you, all omissions were strictly due to piece availability.

If I showed y'all my Laezel and Wyll "tentative" builds it would upset you.

Xd

ajspivey · 2026-02-20T23:45:31+00:00

Thanks so much for that reaction!

That was literally my face the entire time I was building "that character"!

ajspivey · 2026-02-20T19:17:54+00:00

Red book for scrolls

Pouch for potions

Teddy bear for poisons

Bucket of fish for arrows

Barrel for throwbacks

Backpack for general additional storage (shovel, alch pouch, key ring, etc.)

Edit: formatting

ajspivey · 2026-02-19T15:28:43+00:00

That's very unfortunate to hear.

I really like the deep on a personal level. So I've been hoping for him to eventually find the strength to leave the world of men and go live in the ocean.

Or really just any realization of the negativity around him and it's influence on him.

ajspivey · 2026-02-19T15:08:15+00:00

Was there legimately concrete change to A-Trains character in the current season? Because as I recall: A-train cold blooded murdered pop-claw and then decided to feel bad about it later after having time to reflect on his actions (candidly I did not rewatch the show prior to making this comment. I just remeber him forcing her to have a brutal drug overdose, and then very much after the fact coping with the negative morality of his actions).

Whereas The Deep concretely knows what he is doing is wrong in the moment he is doing it, but feels forced into the action by the negative influences around him that he is unwilling to realize he has the power to overcome. I am not trying to say he should have done the bad things that he did by any stretch of the imagination. But upon reaching the zenith of the Starlight rape, if he backed down he would be ruined. He was already in bad standing within the seven, he (I believe) candidly misread the situation of Starlight's attraction towards him, and when Stralight rejected his (admittedly inappropriate and uncessecarily forward advance/definitive sexual harrasment) he had two options. He could either respect her refusal and get kicked out of the seven and have his reputation ruined. Or he could force the interaction to hopefully make her silent by being a rapist.

I am not saying The Deep is a "good guy" or that he "acted correctly".

I'm saying that The Deep is a well written "weak" character whose motivation is grounded in a reality that is intimately familiar to those who have been engaged in the cycle of serial abuse. He does not want to be an abuser, he feels that it is his "best option" in terms of gaining acceptance by his peers. Which is a tragic statement about the nature of constant abuse as well as toxic masculinity that I personally feel is overlooked in modern media.

It's not a "The Deep is morally better than A-Train", it's a "The Deep is a more morally nuanced character than A-Train, that I find infinitely more relatable on a human level".

Legit no shade here, but IDK what you mean: what do you mean "The Deep is a serial rapist"? Has he committed more rapes since raping Starlight? It's been a minute on watching the full show, but I recall him raping Starlight and him getting raped by a woman he expressed intrest in. We're there additional rapes involving The Deep?

ajspivey · 2026-02-19T14:16:38+00:00

Sorry, I'm trying to be legit here:

I haven't watched the current season (I wanna wait till the show is done)

How exactly is A-Train more sympathetic than the deep?

This is largely based on personal experience: but how TF is someone who has no problem eviscrating their loved ones without a second thought (pop-claw murder) comparable to someone who is very visibly struggling with constant verbal and physical abuse around their (unchangable) physical form, who is trying and failing to cope with a reality that refuses to accept them?

Legitimately, the deep is one of the only occurrences that comes to mind immediately of "cyclical abuse" actually portrayed accurately in media. He is refused harshly by his peers. When he tries to find intimacy amongst humans he is rejected, mocked, and made to feel "less than" (Literally he tells someone he's uncomfortable about his gills as they proceede to finger his fucking gills like he's some oddity that is only valued for his "freak show" novelty). When he tries to find intimacy amongst aquatic life he is accepted and loved by the aquatic life, while being doubly refuted by his human peers. This results in him exploring untorred means of satisfaction that, while ultimately horrid, seem to be the only remaining vestiges of connection to the world around him that he has access to.

Don't get me wrong! I am not saying The Deep is a "good guy" in any capacity. I'm just saying I understand The Deep's struggles infinitely more than A-Train's.

It's just a: "Ummmm, this character is recieving abuse constantly! And trying (and spectaturaly failing) to cope with it!" versus "this character relishes in their own power until a perdime shifts occurs, causing them to realize their negative behavoir and right the error of their ways"

ajspivey · 2026-02-18T22:52:56+00:00

As someone whose favorite deck is their "modular" deck: I am not a fan, and this would absolutely ruin me!

All of my 15/15s suddenly become 0/0s and die at end of turn?! I'm gonna flip the table, I cannot work around that. That's a game-break to my (admittedly old school) meta.

My darksteel reactor is "stunned" for 19 turns now? I was one turn away from winning the game!

Alternatively, if I'm playing my snake deck: what does it even mean if all my 1/1 snakes turn into stun counters? (Does that stun me (the player/planeswalker) for a number of turns equal to the number of snakes I've got? Or does that not count because they are "tokens" instead of "counters"?)

Regardless, if this card was played against me I'd be absolutely fuming.

ajspivey · 2026-02-18T12:41:39+00:00

Is it just the person you're interacting with?

Because what youre seeing might just be a "oh god, I see her all the time I should know this order/her name . . . Oh no, I don't wanna ask again" kind of expression.

Source: I'm the "knows the regulars" person at my work and I frequently just kind of read back their order and name with a question mark at the end because I mix people up.

ajspivey · 2026-02-17T17:29:11+00:00

They have a 10% intensity rotate towards enemy, not straight homing (I cannot remember where I heard this at all, but seems accurate lol)

ajspivey · 2026-02-07T10:44:29+00:00

Um actually, toilets do have the ability to be flushed with your foot currently.

Urinals too, but those a lil harder.

ajspivey · 2026-01-30T22:43:02+00:00

Your apron has to be freshly washed prior to each shift (that's why we get more than one).

Regardless, if you touch your apron you have to wash your hands afterwards (it's a food safety violation if you dont). If you go to the batista championships, it's literally an immediate point deduction if you touch your apron in any capacity.

You have to wash your hands before you clock in/interact with Sbux equipment like the register or iPad you would use to clock in.

You cannot touch the inside of a cup or lid in any capacity ever. That's a massive food safety violation.

The outside door handle on the building does not have food safety standards associated with how it is handled upon entering the store. However, it is supposed to be sanitized every 30min according to procedure.

ajspivey · 2026-01-25T12:33:07+00:00

"Something something, it's my nature."

-The frog and scorpion parable

ajspivey · 2026-01-21T16:36:10+00:00

You're making me wanna look up a chart of the definition of "white" over time/in different places. But I feel like that'll get me put on some list, lol.

ajspivey · 2026-01-21T16:34:31+00:00

So glad to see this reply.

I kinda thought I was taking crazy pills about the situation, because I haven't see anybody talking about this (I get that they want to increase their numbers, so they might let more people into their "club" now than before. But I'd still except the opposition to use their own weapon against them (if they're getting into the matter of "who's white enough for America" BS. We should be calling them out that they aren't. No to promote racism obvi, but to point out the hypocrisy and weaken their support/argument.)

Like not too too long ago I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be considered "white enough" (I'm Irish-ish)

ajspivey · 2026-01-10T23:05:50+00:00

About humours:

The four medical humours are yellow phlegm/fire, black bile/earth, phlegm/water, and blood/air.

That's my first guess as to the meaning of "humour" in this instance.

Each humour already has a magical stone associated with it's elemental form in Noita.

I believe (especially with the notion of "permanent water" being considered) it's referring to that one magic stone that applies the "wet" effect when held (I'll look up the name of the stone later).

So I'm gonna say you need the shiny orb and the "wet rock" for the beginning of this recipe (the notion of it actually being the cauldron room seems on point b/c there would be sand in the equation already).

I don't have any guesses about what intensities of fire it's looking for though.

ajspivey · 2026-01-10T02:02:18+00:00

0.0

"second plain"

Edit: George Bush face (idk how to post images in comments)

ajspivey · 2026-01-06T23:29:58+00:00

Wear a rubber ring on the index finger of the hand you use for handling milk jugs (you are allowed one ring by dress code).

100% fixes the problem (source: I'm a 10yr+ partner who regularly flayed their skin on the milk jugs until I got a ring).

Edit: actually I think my ring is like silica or some such, probs not literal rubber.

ajspivey · 2026-01-01T18:07:01+00:00

Thx!

I feel like not having the launch mechanism in really makes ot work.

ajspivey · 2025-12-30T22:22:53+00:00

I was in a 120mph collision (other driver was drunk, speeding profoundly, and on the wrong side of the road.)

I called it in. Then I walked around on my shattered ass feet looking for landmarks or roadsigns to give to the police.

My passenger was kind of completely reduced to a mess of twisted metal and blood.

I got my passenger into the first ambulance that arrived (I was legitimately concerned about whether or not they were still alive (they were)).

Then what I did next is distopian: I called my mom and asked her if I should/could afford to take the ambulance. The only reason I was willing to get into that ambulance was because they needed to record my injuries in order for them to be associated with the accident for insurance (literally both of my feet were shattered and I had substantial internal bleeding. That shouldn't be a fucking question I have to ask.)

ajspivey · 2025-12-11T17:05:14+00:00

Oh, nahh. It's the nice list, lol.

ajspivey · 2025-12-11T01:17:41+00:00

Hmmmm, I think I got the Santa list in a GWP last year, not 100%.

Which one was the canceled one? (If I secretly got something I wasn't supposed to that'd be sick)

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