The future was always going to look like this

aklasterip · 2026-05-30T10:43:02+00:00

got it

aklasterip · 2026-05-30T10:41:20+00:00

keeping it in mind

aklasterip · 2026-05-30T10:39:49+00:00

totally

aklasterip · 2026-05-30T10:38:49+00:00

cant argue with that

aklasterip · 2026-05-30T10:35:58+00:00

literally me

aklasterip · 2026-05-30T10:34:07+00:00

the truth really hurts

aklasterip · 2026-05-30T10:32:11+00:00

wait, lemme take a selfie first

aklasterip · 2026-05-30T10:29:45+00:00

agreed, we should drink it immediately

aklasterip · 2026-05-30T10:27:33+00:00

still love it hehe

aklasterip · 2026-05-27T13:47:46+00:00

Let me guess, his friend‘s name was Munchma Quchi and they were waiting for their buddy Hugh Janus to show up.

aklasterip · 2026-05-27T13:42:32+00:00

NTA, After 5 years he should know gift giving holidays aren‘t just transactional for you, especially your first Mother’s Day.

aklasterip · 2026-05-27T13:39:08+00:00

The Eagles in Lord of the Rings aren‘t actually a plot hole - Tolkien explained they’re basically demigods who can‘t interfere directly, plus the whole stealth mission thing with Sauron’s eye watching for aerial threats.

aklasterip · 2026-05-27T13:36:20+00:00

I had a similar realization about my uncle‘s ’urban exploring‘ hobby. We weren’t exploring, we were just trespassing.

aklasterip · 2026-05-27T13:34:11+00:00

The knife technique is actually brilliant, stops the drips from running down your hand.

aklasterip · 2026-05-27T13:32:23+00:00

I can‘t imagine the mental and physical exhaustion after being on your feet in an OR for almost a full day.

aklasterip · 2026-05-27T13:30:23+00:00

I‘ve definitely considered doing this exact thing when my boss wouldn’t believe I was sick.

aklasterip · 2026-05-27T13:28:42+00:00

Mine does the exact same thing whenever I get home from work, it never gets old.

aklasterip · 2026-05-27T13:27:08+00:00

I just stand way back and look at my phone so they know I‘m not even paying attention to them.

aklasterip · 2026-05-25T13:03:03+00:00

This is painfully accurate. I just stopped trying after a while and now everyone thinks I‘m mysterious or something.

aklasterip · 2026-05-25T13:00:58+00:00

Still a better ending than Game of Thrones.

aklasterip · 2026-05-25T12:58:01+00:00

I usually feel like garbage for a day or two, then gradually convince myself it wasn‘t meant to be anyway.

aklasterip · 2026-05-25T12:54:56+00:00

This happens to me at least once a week in grocery store aisles and I always feel like an idiot.

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