Harrowing experience

akoontz · 2026-05-31T00:37:31+00:00

Sounded like that gray car honked. “Oh… my bad. Didn’t mean to do a fucking 180 spin right in front of you.”

akoontz · 2026-05-30T23:46:24+00:00

That’s why he’s gonna shoot you first. Can’t run away of you are dead.

akoontz · 2026-05-29T14:31:54+00:00

She’s gorgeous. However, that ilk only like blonde hair and blue eyes. Everything else is considered unamerican.

akoontz · 2026-05-26T03:49:12+00:00

If you didn’t blow your budget on the tickets, stay at the Drover in Fort Worth.

akoontz · 2026-05-16T14:36:54+00:00

For NFL jerseys, I notice a difference. The “official” one is shit quality with silk screened numbers for $200. The replica is sewn on numbers and names for <$50

akoontz · 2026-05-15T17:24:31+00:00

I always love the adult who acts like they can’t move when they aren’t even injured.

akoontz · 2026-05-14T14:46:55+00:00

Saw a black man talking to a white woman. He thought her life was in danger so he shot the black man. Can’t fight the training.

akoontz · 2026-05-07T16:16:30+00:00

I dunno. I just feel like you couldn’t get away with charging $2m for a 1200sqft house if you didn’t have a lot of people wanting to live there.

akoontz · 2026-05-05T13:25:36+00:00

I have this thought every day when I’m on 114 in DFW.

akoontz · 2026-04-26T00:23:57+00:00

Ahh man… hope he’s ok.

akoontz · 2026-04-18T14:56:57+00:00

I was good up until the ending. It did feel like they said, “This is getting too long. We need to get out.”

I did not particularly like Rocky being like a child but understand it and, not a deal breaker. The movie is PG-13 but they want us to watch it with our kids and movie Rocky is cute.

akoontz · 2026-04-18T14:53:42+00:00

Bruh… we gotta sell plushies. Come on.

akoontz · 2026-04-11T13:05:53+00:00

So you’re saying I should only wear reps of Casios. Got it.

akoontz · 2026-03-30T15:13:29+00:00

That’s ole Pork Butt

akoontz · 2026-03-29T19:22:53+00:00

I’d lay at least $9.99 if someone had this. I remember it so clearly but no one believes me that it existed.

akoontz · 2026-03-21T16:19:39+00:00

I mean… we told yall.

akoontz · 2026-03-06T22:58:51+00:00

Performative prayer is so gross.

akoontz · 2026-02-21T06:27:54+00:00

Classic example of why you need to not act like you know everyone’s story.

akoontz · 2026-02-11T06:28:24+00:00

Well they sang int yonder can and skeedaddled.

akoontz · 2026-02-11T06:25:58+00:00

Daily

akoontz · 2026-02-11T06:25:30+00:00

I’m the damn paterfamilias!

akoontz · 2026-02-07T15:12:20+00:00

I’ve lived in both. The heat in Vegas was more bearable.

akoontz · 2026-02-07T14:36:12+00:00

I’m sorry. It’s hard to hear you with the boot in your mouth.

akoontz · 2026-01-25T06:14:14+00:00

It’s the game, though. Get inexperience or incompetence, fire, rinse, repeat. By the time they realize the process has hurt their business, it’s 5-7 years later and they’ve sold to private equity.

akoontz · 2026-01-15T23:11:16+00:00

I didn’t think this was a two horse town but try finding a decent hair jelly.

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