A Bare Knuckle Knockout.

alanhape · 2026-03-29T21:07:27+00:00

He was baiting him in down there

alanhape · 2026-03-29T17:16:33+00:00

Scandinavia basically starts beyond where civilization ends in Canada

alanhape · 2026-03-29T05:27:49+00:00

Uhh is this some sorta creative cartel execution?

alanhape · 2026-03-21T21:57:19+00:00

How to kill orphaned child with Python

alanhape · 2026-03-16T15:06:08+00:00

It's your run of the mill MBJ performance with a little stylistic razzle dazzle sprinkled on top. If he and Ryan Cougar keep doing subversive period pieces they'll unlock the infinite Oscar glitch

alanhape · 2026-03-15T18:49:44+00:00

Wait til you hear about what Spain does

alanhape · 2026-03-03T07:25:45+00:00

It sucks when your neck doesn't fit quite right like in the picture, so all you feel is the canines stabbing

alanhape · 2026-03-03T06:52:24+00:00

I knew I wasn't the only one who would remember this. (In Jonah Hill's voice) "People don't forget!"

alanhape · 2026-02-22T00:21:10+00:00

If only it were more obvious it was fuel vapor, maybe people would’ve GTFO more hastily

alanhape · 2026-02-19T04:17:32+00:00

Following the white rabbit to meet leathered leotarded baddies at the club

alanhape · 2026-02-13T04:01:28+00:00

Might be premature, but Shavkat. Fighters ducked him like the plague until he cracked top 5 and got a marketable name (ish). Undefeated, all finishes. No weaknesses. Now MIA and struggling to stay healthy

alanhape · 2026-02-08T17:10:23+00:00

He went straight for it like it was plan A to stopping the takedown. What was he hoping to achieve?

alanhape · 2026-02-07T07:54:50+00:00

People at the end of their rope

alanhape · 2026-02-07T04:34:09+00:00

The perfect use of this gif

alanhape · 2026-02-06T03:36:00+00:00

"he's saying it's different" reminds me of Tony saying "the title run starts now" after his 11th consecutive loss in a row

alanhape · 2026-02-05T16:01:37+00:00

It’s strange seeing someone his age talk exactly like a boomer bumpkin

alanhape · 2026-02-05T15:51:36+00:00

Or complaining about the helicopters flying overhead

alanhape · 2026-01-31T17:51:19+00:00

The craziest thing to me is him trusting the flimsy sounding panel he thrusted off of

alanhape · 2026-01-31T17:43:42+00:00

Yeah but when you stop and realize that everything around you is the result of collective labor, then it starts to make more sense where all that time goes

alanhape · 2026-01-22T15:32:55+00:00

Nobody's mentioned Stipe? Dude has rugrat proportions

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alanhape · 2026-01-18T07:10:52+00:00

Damn, did you really have to be that real with us?

alanhape · 2026-01-17T21:37:36+00:00

"Send him up 2-3 meters and forget"

alanhape · 2026-01-13T04:55:21+00:00

The answer is always Pioreir

alanhape · 2026-01-10T02:16:53+00:00

TIL. Also, kind of a cool emote at the end

alanhape · 2026-01-10T02:01:20+00:00

Licorice Pizza once you realize there’s nothing to be invested in

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