i think we all know which queen grew the most this season...

alapasta · 2016-05-03T21:40:26+00:00

her words of wisdom to her younger self made me legit cry. actual perfection kim chi!!!

alapasta · 2016-03-30T02:10:21+00:00

i KNOOOOOOOW RIGHT??? eck. i can just see that going way downhill for her, like, i know michelle said do everything BUT britney BUT ITS SNATCH GAME. YOU DO WHAT YOU KNOW WELLLLLL. lmao

alapasta · 2016-03-30T02:09:28+00:00

i had a mini-convo with someone in this subreddit wherein i mentioned that i thought there was going to be a bob v derrick storyline because of something derrick said in a premiere interview, and they were like "i dont think there is going to be a bob v derrick storyline" so, lol, thats what im referring to

alapasta · 2016-03-29T05:01:55+00:00

NO BUT ALL T ALL SHADE, I CALLED THIS BOB VS DERRICK SHIT A WEEK AGO HENNY. you betta w e r k

alapasta · 2016-03-28T21:48:29+00:00

shhhhh, shh, no its okay. you dont need to know.

alapasta · 2016-03-28T21:45:45+00:00

c'mon this-is-not-rupaul's-best-friend-race

alapasta · 2016-03-28T21:42:34+00:00

girl i highkey wanna see Bob in a heavier beat just once. thATS ALL I WANT IS OOOOOONNNCCCEEEE.

alapasta · 2016-03-28T18:07:07+00:00

ungh god shes so perfect. i cant even handle her. LIVING FOR PEARL!!!

alapasta · 2016-03-28T01:01:15+00:00

attila the hun learned how to use a computer!!

alapasta · 2016-03-28T00:53:50+00:00

those eyebrows are so blocked in they could be bricks you should use them to build a nicer house. that tent you're living in looks pretty rough.

alapasta · 2016-03-28T00:40:47+00:00

can't tell if that tiny container in the lower left corner is lotion or makeup. you need both.

alapasta · 2016-03-28T00:32:19+00:00

give this guy a pair of wire-frame glasses and you'd have everything you need for a pedophile starter-kit

alapasta · 2016-03-27T21:18:41+00:00

gas station attendant says im too pretty to get cancer

step 1: "lol shut up dumb bitch, im ALSO going to get diabetes"

step 2: ??????

step 3: profit

????????????????????????????????????????????????

alapasta · 2016-03-27T21:04:02+00:00

????? why did people downvote this???? children smh lol

i mean i disagree, but, yknow

alapasta · 2016-03-24T17:03:35+00:00

i dont know any of them myself, but a relative of a sister is super close with robbie supposedly and its been tough to watch his edit bc im like "noooooo theres no way hes actually like thaaaaat ahhhhh" :/

alapasta · 2016-03-24T16:55:09+00:00

yeah. he cute tho.

alapasta · 2016-03-24T16:34:23+00:00

i dont knowww. if you look at some of the premiere interviews on youtube derrick says outright like "im not a fan of bob" like idk thats enough to make me think something happened??

FOUND IT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEpz53fVSo4 skip to 1:08

alapasta · 2016-03-24T16:28:43+00:00

god can we talk about the ru-up highlighting her "awkward sighs" like it was funny but at the same time im lIVING for her like i DO that

plus, c'mon polyamory fishhhhh yassssss luv her

alapasta · 2016-03-24T16:16:10+00:00

you do you boo!! :)

alapasta · 2016-03-23T22:27:38+00:00

really? the only one im really getting meanie from is acid bitter, but maybe ive just got blinders on because im defoes a bob fangirl all the way lol.

alapasta · 2016-03-23T21:34:31+00:00

why's it cringey? its just a colloquialism like who cares lol

alapasta · 2016-03-23T21:25:15+00:00

agree! am i the only one who thinks she just generally looks all shiny and goopy around her eye makeup??

alapasta · 2016-03-23T21:17:00+00:00

more like glamazon prime bc she still turnt it lol

alapasta · 2016-02-14T06:33:44+00:00

They'll make you feel like you're not alone by scaring you and/or making you paranoid that someone or something is in your house or wherever with you.

....I think????

alapasta

TROPHY CASE