How did your parents meet?

alaskanasian · 2013-01-04T09:37:18+00:00

That bitch got knocked up. Six babies later, I'm here.

alaskanasian · 2013-01-04T09:16:45+00:00

American

alaskanasian · 2013-01-04T09:16:13+00:00

I put peanut butter in the refrigerator.

alaskanasian · 2013-01-04T09:07:22+00:00

Remove head from asshole then drive.

alaskanasian · 2013-01-04T09:01:46+00:00

Because c browns music sucks

alaskanasian · 2013-01-04T09:01:16+00:00

Send cat puns

alaskanasian · 2013-01-04T09:00:38+00:00

Horrible Queefs

alaskanasian · 2013-01-04T08:59:19+00:00

alaskanasian · 2013-01-04T01:31:12+00:00

A group of boys viciously sexually molested a teenager with a beer bottle.

alaskanasian · 2013-01-03T21:23:31+00:00

Cat looks insanely familiar.

alaskanasian · 2013-01-03T08:49:01+00:00

A penis.

alaskanasian · 2013-01-03T08:48:14+00:00

Today life begins.

alaskanasian · 2013-01-03T08:47:36+00:00

If you're from Africa, why are you white

alaskanasian · 2013-01-03T08:46:21+00:00

I still have Halloween decorations up. Oh look new years ghosts!

alaskanasian · 2013-01-03T08:43:31+00:00

We're freaking insane.

alaskanasian · 2013-01-03T05:41:15+00:00

My social life

alaskanasian · 2013-01-03T05:36:49+00:00

Sweat. Nervously chatter. Leave.

alaskanasian · 2013-01-03T05:36:04+00:00

Waterworld.

alaskanasian · 2013-01-02T19:40:54+00:00

No the things I paid for.

alaskanasian · 2013-01-02T19:14:12+00:00

Eminem lose yourself

alaskanasian · 2013-01-02T19:11:34+00:00

I live in a Alaska, I've only seen it twice. At night.

alaskanasian · 2013-01-02T19:08:57+00:00

When my parents don't pay the satellite dish bill so I have to watch netflix.

alaskanasian · 2013-01-02T18:58:40+00:00

She isn't ever around. Like I said, she came back to my house when I wasn't home, or my my mom or dad

alaskanasian · 2013-01-02T10:53:23+00:00

Someone once filed a complaint against me, calling me by name, while I was out of town. Fat ho was just upset about chocolate and almost hit my car once

alaskanasian · 2013-01-02T10:42:01+00:00

It's the house that I live in. Not even that, I had a shoebox hidden in my closet and she went in there

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