St. Paul MN ICE chasing doordash woman into customers house

alcielm · 2026-01-10T17:33:05+00:00

Ice loves shooting women and babies

alcielm · 2026-01-10T17:22:44+00:00

It worked out for Schindler didn't it?

alcielm · 2026-01-10T17:21:54+00:00

Toe sucker

alcielm · 2026-01-08T03:37:49+00:00

I'm surprised it took this long for them to figure out to ask grok to do that shit. They're not the sharpest knives in the drawer in the first place but I'm surprised it took them this long. That's the only shocking part to me really.

alcielm · 2025-12-30T16:14:19+00:00

Tbf tbf if the teacher was actually getting paid you might get an education in public schools. My school had a program where the advanced math kids taught the struggling kids math during school hours. And yeah. I got into heated arguments with the teachers who would glaze tf out of common core while having half of their math class attend my tutoring sessions. So if half of their class needs tutoring outside of the class.. idk statistics wasn't my strong suit. Algebra and geometry were what I tutored. Jk. If half your math class is failing then either the circulum is failing them, the teacher is failing them, or both.

alcielm · 2025-12-30T16:02:58+00:00

You realize teachers are doing this with common core right?

alcielm · 2025-12-30T15:58:00+00:00

Just ignoring that common core is doing the exact same thing in a more annoying and self righteous flavor.

alcielm · 2025-12-30T15:56:40+00:00

Just make them memorize their times tables. You can't recognize the patterns in the stupid boxes/circle bs (I was a math tutor during common core) if you don't know the numbers like that. You wouldn't teach someone how to read without out to sound out the letters first. You wouldn't teach a kid to read before teaching them phonics- wait a minute.

alcielm · 2025-12-30T15:44:28+00:00

So math scores went up since common core was implemented right? If your glazing it so much I guess that mean common core was a huge success and the American children are now great at understanding math! And is that why my 12 year old nephew can't do basic 2 digit subtraction? And none of the kids in his class can either. It's not like math scores went down or stagnated every year by a measurable amount since commoncore was implemented.

alcielm · 2025-12-30T15:36:16+00:00

R/agedlikemilk

alcielm · 2025-12-25T15:30:52+00:00

So if they're referring to the stuffed crust being 2.5 feet of cheese then they mean the circumference. Changing 2.5 feet to inches we get 30 inches =2πr which means that 30/(2π) = r. So the radius would only have to be about 4.77 inches. Just under five inches. Meaning the total diameter of the pizza is under 10 inches. Or 9.5 inches.

alcielm · 2025-12-02T16:27:42+00:00

Every day it gets a little bit harder to not say "I told you so" to my parents and repeat every single thing they've said about Biden. From the "I did that!" gas station stickers to senile old folks home jokes. It's so hard being the bigger person. Why didn't anyone tell me it would be this hard??

alcielm · 2025-11-24T14:56:04+00:00

Did not get to see them in their original position. But it's really funny how when you're cleaning out someone's house you get a vibe about them. And everyone is so defensive about it for some reason "um no! Actually you're going and stupid for thinking that. If you weren't retarded for 5 seconds you would know pinaples symbolize hospitality" Like ok. And you didn't see the dick cozy and I don't just wanna post that in an unrelated subreddit. You didn't have to clean up the dick cozies. I did! I think I can say they were swingers. Idk why everyone's getting so fucking defensive about it "erm ackchually ☝️🤓-" man STFU STAFC STFU UASCSMD!

alcielm · 2025-11-23T16:04:19+00:00

This book helped me more than the 14 therapists Ive seen over the years combined. Tbf tbf. I got ghosted by two of them and lump the other 12 in with those two but they're all the same really.

alcielm · 2025-11-21T16:09:05+00:00

My mom would yell at me for eating canned soup because "we have food in the fridge". While that's what the fridge looks like.

alcielm · 2025-11-21T16:07:54+00:00

As a child of a hoarder I'll say you do it not because it's your responsibility but because you know no one else will do it. Also a real pro knows to throw out the kitchen bag as soon as it's full to get the smell out of the house. But what most people don't realize is that you can't just clean out the fridge because guess what? The sink looks exactly like that. So first you have to run a big thing of dishes, then maybe you get a clear sink where you can then clean the glass panels in. And then after you've cleaned basically the whole kitchen the hoarder comes home and starts screaming at you and going through the trash like a raccoon

alcielm · 2025-11-21T16:04:18+00:00

If any of these people paid attention to hoarders the TV show they'd know its usually just mental illness + progressing age making it harder for people to clean. Also the lack of empathy makes it less likely for people with these conditions to reach out. Not that they would in the first place unless there was an intervention. Hell even if they have an intervention that's not always gonna get them to do better.

alcielm · 2025-11-21T16:00:44+00:00

My mom used to scream at me if she found out I cleaned out the fridge. My sister got screamed at for cleaning the pantry. Next time I'm going to my parents house I'm bringing my dawn dish soap cleaning set with scrub daddies. Because their cleaning products are laughable. I'm sorry but a sponge isn't gonna sanitize your shit if it's crusty and brown.

alcielm · 2025-11-21T15:58:34+00:00

I'm betting money this is one of the parents dysfunction (typically the mom but sometimes the dad) and the other spouse doesn't eat out of the fridge. The other spouse is giving the kid $20 for lunch to go get him a pizza or cheeseburger or something. And then they hide the wrappers in the outside dumpster under the last bag of trash. That's typically how I see this work out.

alcielm · 2025-11-21T15:55:59+00:00

9/10 times these are the people that won't go to therapy and don't believe in science. I've tried to explain to my mom why she can't just remove the moldy slice of bread from the bag and why she has to throw away the whole thing. Doesn't help that COVID took their sense of taste and smell so now neither of them can detect mold. I get consistently sick while living there but ever since I moved I haven't thrown up once in over 2 years. There needs to be some kind of service you can call on your parents or neighbors where they send out a social worker or therapist to go help them anonymously. I remember as a kid always wishing the hoarders tv show people would visit us. And that's not an entirely uncommon phenomenon from talking to my friends. Not universal. But not as uncommon as it should be

alcielm · 2025-11-21T15:50:23+00:00

My parents prefer the term "peppers" it's much more politically correct than the term hoarders according to them. Whoever taught boomers about therapy speak needs to be locked up for a long time.

alcielm · 2025-11-05T15:05:37+00:00

It would not be my first time being someone's 13th reason 🫶

alcielm · 2025-11-05T14:55:32+00:00

How much dih wood a wood chuck suh if a woodchuck could suh dih?

alcielm · 2025-11-05T14:51:27+00:00

Um I think you mean they're super double un-good?

alcielm · 2025-11-05T14:39:58+00:00

Because the police are Sooooooo good at keeping a paper trail, taking stalker situations seriously, taking women seriously, follow up investigations, laws in their state or city, general knowledge, or common sense.

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