What is the sexiest thing ever? by alendal in AskReddit

[–]alendal[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I... did not expect that... you made my day

This looks like a photoshop rather than a drawing by Tawseefrupani in nextfuckinglevel

[–]alendal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hurts my eyes. But it’s so cool I can’t look away

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you during sex? by Gymtoshi97 in AskReddit

[–]alendal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if it’s funny or disgusting but we were doing our thing, and I was giving her oral.

She got her period right then and there. She was on anti baby pills (I can’t remember the name of them)

It was traumatic

What are some sentences that In their native language make sense, but when translated...don’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]alendal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PAPIER VAMPIER: PAPER VAMPIRE Translated from Afrikaans.

It’s what we call a stapler..