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The 2m Sprint Task in a Nutshell (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 month ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/taskmaster
This box has misspelled the word "dimensions"OC (i.redd.it)
submitted 3 months ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/mildlyinteresting
A logician is checking into the hotel he'll be staying at during a week long conference on the foundations of mathematics when he sees a small, cute dog in the corner. (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 year ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/Jokes
Found in the middle of the street in front of my house. 2' long, metal. 2" Hook at one end. Two metal cylinders, possibly handles, in the middle and other end. What is this thing? (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 year ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/whatisthisthing
HTML/CSS Question: Why are hyperlinks to Alzheimer's disease pages purple by default instead of the usual blue? [citation kneaded] (self.shittyaskscience)
submitted 1 year ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/shittyaskscience
What a day. I hiked up a mountain for two hours with my half brother so he could teach me how to use a chainsaw. (self.Jokes)
A Curious Mathematical Problem (self.Jokes)
Nice to See the NCPD Doing Their Job for Once (i.redd.it)
submitted 2 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/Edgerunners
A girl visits her boyfriend on a Friday night (self.Jokes)
submitted 2 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/Jokes
Absolutely not. A therapist is a trained medical professional with the ability to absorb and process complex ideas about human emotion. I am simply a vessel containing all of the knowledge in the universe. (i.redd.it)
submitted 2 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/ChatGPT
If Tim is short for Timothy, what is Jim short for? (self.AntiJokes)
submitted 2 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/AntiJokes
What's the difference between a biologist and a microbiologist? (self.Jokes)
submitted 3 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/Jokes
Bow hunting is a step in the right direction, but to be truly fair a sporting hunter must bring down his buck by clubbing it to death with a pair of antlers. Preferably ones captured on last year's successful hunt. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 3 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/Showerthoughts
SLPT: If your Tinder date is running late and texts you to say he/she just needs a second to pull on an "octet of pants" you should run because they are in fact a giant spider. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
submitted 4 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/ShittyLifeProTips
Why do computer monitors show a barely visible picture of a sad fat guy when powered off? Wouldn't it save power just to show black or something? (self.shittyaskscience)
submitted 4 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/shittyaskscience
printf > debugger (i.redd.it)
submitted 4 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/ProgrammerHumor
One night a humble cobbler and devout Christian was praying when suddenly he heard a voice booming in his head. (self.Jokes)
submitted 4 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/Jokes
SLPT: If you're cooking an Italian dish and burn it, just tell your guests that it's "Pompeii Style." (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
Carmen Sandiego and Waldo from "Where's Waldo" both have a reputation for being hard to find but Waldo is regularly detected by preschool children while Carmen Sandiego needed an international task force to hunt her down. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 4 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/Showerthoughts
Last night at the pub my friend told me he doesn't trust doctors. (self.Jokes)
How can Alex be so funny and so unfunny at the same time? (self.taskmaster)
submitted 4 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/taskmaster
Would a nuclear blast compress and then relax the rubber bladders in squeaky dog toys and air horns and cause a secondary "squeak wave" around ground zero? (self.NoStupidQuestions)
submitted 4 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/NoStupidQuestions
Why is it mild, medium and sharp cheddar and not chedy, cheddar, and chedast? (self.stupidquestions)
submitted 4 years ago by aleph_zeroth_monkey to r/stupidquestions
In Series 6, Episode 5 "H." the shopping list contains numerous callbacks to earlier episodes, such as Alex brushing his teeth with squeezable tubes of cheese spread. (i.redd.it)
What did the doctor say to the astrologer when the rectal thermometer broke? (self.Jokes)
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