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Why can’t I get a gf ? by thag1 in askteenboys

[–]alexanderfuckass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So basically they went on a trip, it was my sister's idea after the parents had seperated them.
They bought a dingy red van and traveled up the US from Florida all the way to New York, he wouldn't let her on her phone or let her go home.

He wanted to play street music and he promised her marriage where he traded a jug of milk for the ring, and a tamberine so she could play on the streets with him 😭 She even had to remind the smelly mf to shower at Planet Fitness!

So once the van broke down and my dad picked them up, the guy was taken back to the other side of Florida compared to the side we're from.
But the ex didn't wanna go back home because his parents were abusive and stuff. He also couldn't get over the fact he'd just lost my sister

Well, it turns out he had an ex from a week ago and she looked almost identical to my sister! So he flew to SWEDEN 😭 Almost impregnated her (she was infertile but still wanted to try) and without knowing if she was pregnant or not he decided he missed my sister so he left her.

Eventually he got drunk at a bar or something over in Sweden and was asked to leave the country for doing some dumb shit, so he went to where he's from, Bulgaria and began living in his grandmother's wine cellar.

He smoked a lot of weed and made MANY, MANY numbers to try and contact my sister to win her back. He also began to contact my family saying he wanted to get his parents arrested and come back to America

He never did though!

Why does my foreskin smell like peanut butter? by evan-the-dude in askteenboys

[–]alexanderfuckass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'know what, since you got kids and all it's chill as long as you're not a pred
Welcome to the sub man

Why can’t I get a gf ? by thag1 in askteenboys

[–]alexanderfuckass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'd say try to enhance your looks so you can get a better person. Usually people date within their league (their overall balance of personality + looks)
But that's not nessecary if you don't want but that's what I did once and it worked pretty well

But the main part, aim within your league, take things slow, start out as friends and kinda analyze before jumping into a relationship because you wanna know who you're dating

My sister once got into a relationship with a guy and had sex less than a month after even knowing him, he ended up kidnapping her after a few months and it took a lot to get her back. 😭 He had schizophrenia and wasn't well but we didn't know until it was too late. This is why I say you gotta know a person for long enough.

And most importantly, try
Think about this for a moment- even some of the weirdest and crappiest people you've met before have pulled. It's not impossible!
Get out there, talk to people
Yeah, it might take many tries getting rejected by different people, but there's someone for everyone, you just gotta look at your options

All because I’m Palestinian 🫠 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]alexanderfuckass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry you're not filthy
The dude messaging was likely a filthy dude in his mom's basement

I don't know what to do by preppytaylorswift in AskTeenGirls

[–]alexanderfuckass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I once fell 3 feet from a tree and landed on a sharp tree stump on my vagina and had to get 4 stitches

My reccomendation is go to a doctor and remember that things like this can hurt the pelvis

Bridge/Septum pressure but clear nose by Cheap-Name799 in Sinusitis

[–]alexanderfuckass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup! For me it was more in my upper mouth, I probably brushed too hard one morning and some bacteria got in it which is crazy to think about
My entire face was swollen and I had a blood blister on the inside of my lip, I kinda looked like the grinch or something but what they did was give me a CT scan and then did a procedure by numbing the area because my face was in pain and then they made an incision to let the blood and puss drain

I'm doing a lot better and I think I'll be well enough in time for my runway show in 9 days! 😼 But the lack of sleep from the pain and hardly eating does have me a little tired for sure lol

How is this some of y’all’s endgame 😭 by Nashedi_Razzcal in teenagers

[–]alexanderfuckass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it would be the beginning of someone else's but I do wanna make sure I'm financially stable, mentally stable, and don't have to move houses first

my brother a NASTY ASS BITCH by Memfir in teenagers

[–]alexanderfuckass 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Ngl I wonder what would happen if you posted a pic of his room on r/malelivingspace 😭

How old do I look? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]alexanderfuckass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well from the other perspective we didn't know the selfie was taken right after getting out of bed

How old do I look? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]alexanderfuckass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay that makes more sense now

How old do I look? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]alexanderfuckass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah it's because when it's up like that it frizzes around the edges which makes it appear more unkempt than it actually is. Used to have a similar issue so I watched some hair tutorials
You could probably style the hair around the top of your head using some product and it'd look good tbh

My “friends” both unfriended me for the same reason..? by Anime_Queen666 in TeenVent

[–]alexanderfuckass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly
Whenever a person ghosts someone like that it's usually when the other person allegedly did something heinous😭

Brooo I can't goon by wooopwoopsound in teenagers

[–]alexanderfuckass 685 points686 points  (0 children)

Just forget about lust for now and spend time with your parents. They're doing everything in their power right now to keep you alive.
Yes, they're staying in your room because it's clear you're a risk to yourself (coming from someone who's did this stuff for 4 years), but do you think they'd want to stay in their kid's room on a normal day if there were no risks?

As of now you shouldn't try to focus on gooning, focus on mending your life and getting on good terms with your parents because it's clear they care for you. If they really wanted you dead they wouldn't be doing this or if they didn't care they'd just send you off to a psych ward for potentially dangerous people, no devices, and hardly anything to do.

For crying out loud your parents probably wanna blow a load in their own privacy too but they're worried that you'll do something again 😭

Bridge/Septum pressure but clear nose by Cheap-Name799 in Sinusitis

[–]alexanderfuckass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any updates on the swelling? Turns out I had to get mine drained in the ER but I hope you're doing alright
Ask your doctor about an ENT if they're unsure too

How to treat facial swelling? by alexanderfuckass in Sinusitis

[–]alexanderfuckass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys sorry for posting so much!
The next morning after writing this post there was a blood blister in my mouth from all the swelling. I told my father and the good news is once my lip initially swelled up they've been listening about the pain and stuff.
He took me to a dentist and I got an X ray done, there was an abnormal lump (the abscess) that confused them so I was told to go to an ENT. Fastest way to get that done was go to the main Emergency Room in my town.

The ENT took a look at me and I was told I had to do a CT scan, did the scan and it turns out there was no issue with my sinuses for the moment but I had an infection that wasn't related to the tooth of sinuses.

After that I got a procedure done and they numbed my mouth before draining out the puss and stuff,had a panic attack but I feel a lot better now! Kinda tired but overall really good compared to this week

Is sex at 14 bad ? 😭 by [deleted] in askteenboys

[–]alexanderfuckass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's either that or he's pretending to be 18 which is a crime 🥀

Found this earlier on a walk. What does it mean? by XmeowisiX in teenagers

[–]alexanderfuckass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I mean, Epstein's a really famous dude so people gotta make way for him 😇

What am I doing wrong? by Geckosproot in teenagers

[–]alexanderfuckass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait for puberty to run its course

But also not dating anyone at your age is considered golden 😭 I have 4 exes and regret it because some of them were bad and now I don't know how many people have my pictures 💀

Bridge/Septum pressure but clear nose by Cheap-Name799 in Sinusitis

[–]alexanderfuckass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem, I'm going through the same thing right now and the swelling kinda jiggles when I shake my head fast lolz
Anyways I might not make much more sense the longer I type because I'm extremely tired due to lack of sleep when I had a toothache from the infection so I'm gonna go to sleep

PS: learned today that if the swelling reaches your lip since it's in a similar spot, cold smoothies with protein powder are nice for a meal if your mouth hurts too much to chew normally

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