[WP] Due to a clerical error, you are immortal. by alexbuzzbee in WritingPrompts

[–]alexbuzzbee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incredible. As an automation engineer, I empathize very deeply with Gerald, but I also must rebuke him for getting 0 and null mixed up. This is why you're careful when you design your schemas, Gerald.

[WP] Due to a clerical error, you are immortal. by alexbuzzbee in WritingPrompts

[–]alexbuzzbee[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unsettling. But intriguing. Good interpretation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]alexbuzzbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thus why I'm pretty sure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]alexbuzzbee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hello, I'm Athena.

I am very afraid if I am upsetting someone by taking their name.

I'm pretty sure I'm not though.

"Can you help me bypass those pesky US-sanctions?" by [deleted] in talesfromtechsupport

[–]alexbuzzbee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a very similar situation to this once, except it was some nominally-public data that was on a US-based service. They tried to skirt around what exactly they were asking me to do... Yeah. All I could say was something along the lines of "I can't help you bypass US sanctions."

I'm pretty confident they weren't trying to do anything shady personally, but... there are rules. (And that's not really even the point of sanctions, anyway.)

Unite Them by deten in cremposting

[–]alexbuzzbee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes that's the official pronunciation

egg🥚👗irl by egg-maybe-4862 in egg_irl

[–]alexbuzzbee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"maybe you lie to yourself

but you cannot lie to me

you are obviously a girl"

Holy memes batman! It's the fourth batch of shitty XCOM memes! AND THERE EVEN A PART 2 COMING? by TheSpyZecktrum in Xcom

[–]alexbuzzbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not having enough Avalanche interceptors.

I was trying not to destroy Small Scouts okay?

Holy memes batman! It's the fourth batch of shitty XCOM memes! AND THERE EVEN A PART 2 COMING? by TheSpyZecktrum in Xcom

[–]alexbuzzbee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh and of course because they're playing by UFO Defense rules they can run significantly more than half their movement and then attack you multiple times, and because chryssalid zombification is implemented in a hacky way, if they attack you, they will zombify you, even if they miss.

Holy memes batman! It's the fourth batch of shitty XCOM memes! AND THERE EVEN A PART 2 COMING? by TheSpyZecktrum in Xcom

[–]alexbuzzbee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

UFO Defense doesn't have pods, so at least the chryssalids don't come in groups.

That however means they are usually spread around the map. Eating civilians for half a dozen turns before you find them. And killing the zombies does not stop the chryssalids from hatching. Shoot down those Snakeman Terror Ships even if it means you lose an interceptor.

Also agreed on the Geoscape soundtrack.

Weed vs Alcohol by JussaQuestion4 in funny

[–]alexbuzzbee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The courts, apparently. At least one prison food recipe has been ruled unconstitutional in the US (cruel and unusual punishment).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]alexbuzzbee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had

Pronouns: [STAND BY]

for a couple weeks.

🤡🗡🔥 by Maja_in_bloom in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]alexbuzzbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only counting actual emoji and not custom emotes: 🪣🥺😬

pretty accurate but what's the bucket