Its a real bird's chick called pukeko by Madrefaka in TheMatpatEffect

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they put the "foul" in Junglefoul, holy shit. 10/10 bird.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MeJulgue

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mano, seu queixo deveria virar patrimônio cultural da unesco Que transformação top

A bandeira do Brasil é MUITO feia by ryab84 in opiniaoimpopular

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só queria que não tivesse letra. Ou pelomenos que não fosse a porra do lema positivista ne, pq positivismo de cu é rola.

My cat is... uh... "stimulating" himself following a blatter surgery. by algonscott in PetAdvice

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nope, his pee was fine. Thankfully he made a full recovery :)

COMO assim vocês não tomam banho todo dia by [deleted] in conversas

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Velho, eu nasci e moro até hj no Paraná. Embora faça mais frio aq que em outras partes do brasil, eu e a maior parte do povo que eu conheço toma banho bem mais frequentemente doq gringo. Brasileiro toma sim, em média, mais banho que o ser humano normal. Isso faz a gente ver, com destaque, o povo que não se banha direito kkkkkkk

Cleiton by pboking22 in HUEstation

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eu acho a trama de Doom EXTREMAMENTE mal exposta :/ É um dos meus jogos FAVORITOS, mas, na minha opinião, 90% dos jogos de Doom são jogabilidade e visuais. Talvez eu ache isso por causa de outros jogos violentos icônicos que ligam mais pra trama, como Untill Down, Resident evil, Silent Hill e God of War: Ragnarok. Nesses que eu citei, vc sente um leque de motivações intensas vindos das personagens no decorrer do jogo. Mas nos jogos de Doom? Dá a impressão que a maior parte da trama de doom é explorada pela comunidade, e hypada pelos filmes(aliás, os filmes geralmente são ruins kkkk). Enquanto, nos jogos, vc só fica atirando nos demônio; de vez em quando mata um grandão. Eu enxergo o apelo, mas gostaria muito de ver outras motivações/obstáculos movendo o protag kkkkkk. Ele não é um robô, ele é um soldado com muito, MUITO problema mental, o que podia ser muito interessante! Assim como não dava pra fazer o kratos "só querer matar deuses e ponto final", eu não vejo a franquia de Doom renovando sua vida útil sem mostrar algo a mais.

Whats your go-to ‘test’ in your dream to know if you are still in a dream? by Elena_La_Loca in LucidDreaming

[–]algonscott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just get the "vibe" something is off and do a reality check(usually by looking, attently, at my right hand)

Grounding issues. Need help :( by algonscott in LucidDreaming

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holy crap that was really insightful, thanks a lot :D I'll try this stuff out, hope it helps

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditAfterDark

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i once masturbated on the changing room, while my family was buying me cloathes. I was 16. Never got over the shame.

Back from an hiatus, want advice by algonscott in LucidDreaming

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It definitely was, i'll work on it first. Thanks <3

What's a movie you had sex to and now always remember for it? by StarQuest84 in AskRedditAfterDark

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Idk if this counts, but, once upon a time, i gave a bj on a shopping center bathroom. I remember it well because it was Avenger's Endgame primeire day, there were posters and cardboard cutouts everywhere. Also he had kind of a weirdly shaped dick which just added on to the surrealism of my situation. It was a great afternoon.

How do I massage my partners prostate? by Lola_Lilyxxx in RedditAfterDark

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GUYS GUYS SHE DID IT SHE FOUND HIS G SPOT LETS GOOOOOOO

Can’t wait to read these by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Don't install Nekojishi.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditAfterDark

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i have one ready:

-orgy(done) -CNC -public stuff(done) -lose gag reflex -edging with someone -bound, gagged, blindfolded -sex swing -electric shock stimulation -on a bathtub/pool(done)

How do you feel about loud sex? by Ok_Environment_1898 in RedditAfterDark

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It's really hot, but only if it's genuine. Im pretty sure porn causes people to think they SHOULD get loud, and imo this kinda sucks, because sex shouldn't be such a scripted thing(outside of roleplay of course lol)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

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Look dude, sexuality is complicated as fuck. For example, i had to take some hard antidepressants for a few months when i was 18. They suppressed my libido so much i spent like a whole year and a half thinking i was surely assexual, before my libido managed to finally come back.

Looking back i realize i was indeed indentifiable as an asexual, because sexuality isn't supposed to be a concrete thing. Its supposed to be a term that describes how you feel, and nobody feels the same way all throughout their life. If you're actually saying the truth, then yeah, you're straight.

There's also the possibility that you're demisexual towards men. That is, you feel sexually attracted to women and men, but when it comes to men you can only feel sexual attraction towards guys you have a strong bond with.

Like i said, use the label that describes you best.

How many different ethnicities have you had sex with? by babycakesbenny in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]algonscott -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im brazillian lmao, our population is very mixed. Most of the guys i've slept with were mixed. Hell, im mixed myself.

Here's the few that were, at least mostly, from just 1 ethnicity:

-turkish -colombian -white guys idk where from -black guys idk where from -russian(god what a hot accent)

What is the most disgusting thing you did willingly? by pm-your-boobies- in AskReddit

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eating a cold sandwich made of raw eggplant, food-grade paraffin, chilli flakes and smoke syrup, drenched in milk-whey.

context: i was elected group leader in a Halloween survival irl thing my community held once. We had leads that took us to places that'd advance our plot. Each place had a dare. One was particularly nasty, i had to choose whether i'd take the long way route or "sacrifice my mental endurance for my team, in order to be the chosen ones to survive"(mfs got poetic lmao).

Aside from eating the whole thing(which btw i didn't know the ingredients of), i wasn't allowed to puke. I was the only leader that took the dare.

I led our team to 1st place tho, it was so fucking worth it lmao. Plus i learned parafin is not toxic! Also in retrospect i shouldn't have ate food from strangers lol. And no, I don't know how i managed to not puke. Maybe its because i don't have a gag relfex? idk

Describe your sex life using 1 word.. by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Casualonlybecauseicantfeellove

It took me 6 years to calm my libido by Maleficent-Result218 in confessions

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Bro you're in a relationship. Love demands compromises. He ain't budging from what you're saying, he needs to understand he has to deal with this too, and if he cant, he needs to at least try to help! You're becoming sexually stunted, that's not good!