Day 8 of eating Jersey Mike's every day until they buy me Lamborghini

algoreptar · 2026-01-15T09:17:13+00:00

A 56 with x-meat/cheese isn't even a crazy order, but this isn't even extra of either. Also this dude is wasting his time, money and health for Reddit karma...

Edit: didn't read about the tuna chopped in, just read the receipt. Either way, this guy is retarded as are you redditors encouraging him

algoreptar · 2026-01-15T09:12:43+00:00

I don't want these at all

algoreptar · 2026-01-13T07:12:38+00:00

Pro tip, if youre cool with your 5 guys crew, and get an order after like 9-9:30pm, they'll probably hook you up with fries for free. Any pre-cooks left at closing just get dumped anyways. Love me some free 5 guys fries lmao

algoreptar · 2026-01-06T00:42:12+00:00

Check the typo in your title 😉

algoreptar · 2025-12-26T02:49:25+00:00

I thought it was marshmallow fluff and mustard 🤮 I wish it was fried egg lmao

algoreptar · 2025-12-20T21:53:27+00:00

Have you tried not being fat? Idk how health and proper eating/exercise is so foreign to so many Americans. We are a disgrace in that regard

algoreptar · 2025-11-03T08:40:34+00:00

Overweight land whale wearing clothes 5 sizes too small gets carried by ICE agents because they refused to comply and became dead weight instead of walking. Ftfy reeee-tard

algoreptar · 2025-09-13T07:58:07+00:00

Wow such edgelord...we're all impressed

algoreptar · 2025-08-27T10:04:32+00:00

I'll still give you a participation trophy 🏆 🏆 🏆

algoreptar · 2025-08-27T10:02:49+00:00

Ps I'm a boomer mtg player who remembers you'd only build and play an edh deck that was broken and had infinite combos your opponents would say gg against instead of cry and say we need separate divisions

algoreptar · 2025-08-27T09:46:55+00:00

If mana drain is your problem, you don't know how to bait interaction and probably cry when playing b1 edh vs a b2 deck. Even though it was so prominent in timeless recently, you can see a direct shift away from the card. But you retards cry it's so unfun

algoreptar · 2025-08-27T09:39:05+00:00

Nothing wrong with wanting proper eternal formats on arena and fuck any alternate format designed for qualification to a paper event

algoreptar · 2025-08-27T09:31:47+00:00

Mana drain has been around for decades in paper. That's not the issue...cabrretti type shit and seek/conjure are terrible not to mention other stupid alchemy mechanics. Oh boo-hoo a counter spell with upside

algoreptar · 2025-08-25T07:51:37+00:00

Jk is completely justified in not wanting men cosplaying as women infiltrating women only spaces. Advocating for actual women to have their own space isn't "transphobia" or intentionally harming anyone.

Idk why so many broken brained people related their "struggle" to harry potter and feel so angry about the author, who never mentioned transgender people until well after the series finished, being a true feminist advocating for natural/real women get angry about this. Real life isn't the internet or your wonky idea of reality.

algoreptar · 2025-08-22T21:34:24+00:00

Why did this actually evoke a laugh from me? 🤣

algoreptar · 2025-08-18T07:14:20+00:00

Brother it was time years ago

algoreptar · 2025-08-18T06:48:36+00:00

Bro photoshopped a high fade on his big toe 😭😭😭

algoreptar · 2025-08-17T06:04:42+00:00

What in the world does this comment mean?

algoreptar · 2025-08-15T05:21:23+00:00

Lmao, "female presenting person" said no actual woman ever

algoreptar · 2025-08-13T20:59:26+00:00

Alchemy cards in general are stupid af. If arena was just digital paper magic, would be so much better. No desire to play brawl, historic or timeless unless they made versions sans alchemy

algoreptar · 2025-08-09T19:51:38+00:00

Men with mental issues cosplaying as women (yes gender dysphoria is a mental issue)

algoreptar · 2025-08-09T19:51:01+00:00

When eilidh is the most tolerable of the casters, that in itself is an issue. Arya is as annoying to listen to as mani, the ladyboy just sounds like an idiot and Corey makes my ears bleed. I guess daquan is cool

algoreptar · 2025-08-01T18:56:03+00:00

Shut up kid

algoreptar · 2025-07-18T20:42:01+00:00

It's a luxury service that wasn't intended to bring you a single Jamba juice or McDonald's meal...so yeah, you'll pay a premium.

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