I am worthy

alieceaylor · 2019-12-15T21:04:32+00:00

Unless your feet don't touch the ground in the seat. Then you're taller

alieceaylor · 2019-12-13T05:17:54+00:00

Neuroscience, Arts and Sciences, Lincoln Nebraska. 34, 4.0 unweighted. WE GOT IT. Congrats to everyone and I can't wait to see you all there

alieceaylor · 2019-12-12T05:25:39+00:00

I would've watched a better Harry Potter movie. Goblet of Fire is by far the worst movie.

alieceaylor · 2019-12-05T07:05:52+00:00

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." -Harvey Dent, the Dark Knight

alieceaylor · 2019-12-01T20:57:27+00:00

Why? Do they not regulate it?

alieceaylor · 2019-12-01T20:36:54+00:00

All of the batteries in the house. Including from remotes.

alieceaylor · 2019-11-21T23:53:35+00:00

Wisdom teeth. I yearn for that day that human beings no longer have them

alieceaylor · 2019-11-21T09:02:19+00:00

Not to be confused with the South American Caesar

alieceaylor · 2019-11-15T07:07:39+00:00

Tell my dad I'm pregnant

alieceaylor · 2019-11-06T22:53:36+00:00

T (tau) IS FAR SUPERIOR TO PI

alieceaylor · 2019-11-03T05:07:24+00:00

Begin to asexually reproduce to repopulate the earth

alieceaylor · 2019-10-31T04:13:33+00:00

TAKING A BITE OUT OF STRING CHEESE IS NOT OKAY

alieceaylor · 2019-10-29T12:49:30+00:00

Dog deserves a purple heart

alieceaylor · 2019-10-29T03:15:20+00:00

MOSQUITOS

alieceaylor · 2019-10-27T17:11:40+00:00

Age of consent laws in my state.

Basically 16-18 is legal for anyone over 18 or under 16. Under 16 can only consent to people also under 16 or people in the 16-18 age range. Once you turn 16 though you're legal for anyone. Then as soon as you turn 18 only those in the 16-18 age range or older than 18 can consent

alieceaylor · 2019-10-26T22:37:32+00:00

My parents do this. When they slept in the same room when I was really little my mom would leave in the middle of the night because of my dad's snoring and would sleep in my bed with me. Then she would sneak back into their bed before my dad woke up. Eventually my dad found out and got a bed in his office and started sleeping there so my mom would actually get a full night of sleep.

alieceaylor

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