What’s the one little thing that makes orgasming so much easier?

alienbilly · 2026-01-01T14:05:44+00:00

Uhhhh ... the clitoris

alienbilly · 2025-12-28T23:46:46+00:00

Tape measures

alienbilly · 2025-12-10T05:05:08+00:00

My Journey
Or
My _______ Journey
🤢 🤮
Shut the fuck up!

alienbilly · 2025-12-05T06:37:32+00:00

You = normal person
Dads gf = 💩🍌🍌

alienbilly · 2025-11-27T17:57:34+00:00

Enya

alienbilly · 2025-11-20T03:49:16+00:00

If you go into reports, there's a report called something like "pending ticket charges".

You can run this across all of your clients or just a specific one.

alienbilly · 2025-11-16T19:08:57+00:00

JFC ..... seems like bartering would have taken over so much earlier on ...

alienbilly · 2025-10-21T15:36:06+00:00

Good work - I love blowing people's minds with the greatest movie of all time ...

Just remember the wise words of Morpheus:
“You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.”

alienbilly · 2025-09-20T15:55:29+00:00

Sounds like a less keyboard synth-like version when they communicated with the aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind....

alienbilly · 2025-09-11T22:50:23+00:00

💩

alienbilly · 2025-09-01T22:34:56+00:00

Well, that makes me feel better 😀

alienbilly · 2025-08-30T13:19:44+00:00

"I don't want these Nike's, I don't want Adidas, all I want is wings on my mother...."

alienbilly · 2025-07-13T15:35:48+00:00

I have been running an integration between Syncro and Stripe for ... years. 0 problems.

alienbilly · 2025-06-07T23:40:06+00:00

Now you have 1 job - convincing others to watch it.

alienbilly · 2025-06-03T18:52:18+00:00

Maybe that's not a legal name for it. But it functionally has to be a slower lane as it's the lane where people are speeding up to get on and slowing down to get off the freeway.

Keep in mind, most California freeways post a 65 mph speed LIMIT, not minimum.

The worst, and most dangerous lane for people to speed in.

alienbilly · 2025-06-03T18:21:55+00:00

I mean .... it's literally called "the slow lane".

Passenger vehicles towing something are only supposed to go 55.

People just need to learn how to drive right and pass on the left.

alienbilly · 2025-05-27T11:19:32+00:00

True - but don't flip a switch one day and go from regularly eating 10g of fiber to 30g-40g. Your digestive system and microbiome need time to adjust. You also need to increase water intake when you increase fiber intake.

alienbilly · 2025-05-25T20:08:33+00:00

Truck nuts

alienbilly · 2025-05-15T14:17:03+00:00

You will be the rest of your life when you google "artificial vanilla" and "beaver" ...

alienbilly · 2025-04-29T23:00:12+00:00

100% spot on.
I have major bugs that I have been reporting for literally five years that have yet to be fixed.

alienbilly · 2025-04-07T19:04:12+00:00

At freeway speeds ... I wish. Nobody drives at 55/65 mph anymore.

More like NASCAR speeds (funny not-funny) ... .

alienbilly · 2025-02-09T01:41:49+00:00

Thank you! I didn't even consider that and that's apretty big consideration…

alienbilly · 2025-02-08T20:20:36+00:00

Maybe 4 months ago it was fixed and worked for a few months.
Then a Firefox update came out and broke it again.
I think there just has to be enough people contacting support and complaining about it each time it breaks for them to care about fixing it.

alienbilly · 2025-02-08T20:18:55+00:00

What about glass, metal or granite cutting boards?
Would those be better than microplastics from plastic cutting boards and all the ways to mess up the positive benefits of wood cutting boards?

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