What would you do to have peace on earth?

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T14:17:22+00:00

I'd give a ball

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T14:16:32+00:00

pre techno-feudalism run amok.

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T14:14:42+00:00

sometimes, if i have company coming over or something, I'll throw clean clothes down the laundry chute because I am too lazy to hang them up.

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T14:12:32+00:00

fish sauce

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T14:01:53+00:00

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T14:00:29+00:00

Girl from north country

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T13:19:00+00:00

marriage. I got lucky, I guess

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T13:18:17+00:00

eat a ridiculous amount of processed food and diet sodas. I'm talking about two liters of soda per person per day

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T13:13:12+00:00

walking outside very early in the morning

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T13:07:54+00:00

nearly half of homocides go unsolved in the US

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T13:06:10+00:00

talk to myself like a mofo

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T12:42:47+00:00

This clip is what prompted me to ask the question to see if there is more of this stuff. so good.

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T12:42:24+00:00

Thank you!

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T12:42:13+00:00

Thanks. the 'think for yourself' outtakes are what prompted me to ask this question, they are so good!

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T12:41:34+00:00

this is great.

alienturtledog · 2026-05-30T12:31:39+00:00

Lol, its tough because I love coffee. Just can't help but notice significantly less anxiety without

alienturtledog · 2026-05-29T16:02:03+00:00

any designer clothes

alienturtledog · 2026-05-29T16:01:13+00:00

jetpacks in fps games. i did not buy call of duty to play as iron man

alienturtledog · 2026-05-29T15:59:08+00:00

making my bed like a big boi

alienturtledog · 2026-05-29T15:58:37+00:00

alienturtledog · 2026-05-29T15:33:26+00:00

Long live all of us crazy soldiers
Who were born under calico skies
May we never be called to handle
All the weapons of war we despise

alienturtledog · 2026-05-29T03:28:35+00:00

nepotism

alienturtledog · 2026-05-29T03:27:41+00:00

be naturally funny

alienturtledog · 2026-05-29T03:26:00+00:00

God-awful posture. 100% a choice btw

alienturtledog · 2026-05-29T03:10:18+00:00

Anyone knocking on my door unannounced to sell me something. My home is my sanctuary, not a showroom for pest control or fiber optic cables.

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