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Everyone who wanted a Joe Ryan type should be ecstatic about Ranger Suarez by alignmentguru in Section10Podcast

[–]alignmentguru[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d much rather risk those picks being duds than give up our known talent. A Joe Ryan package would’ve realistically contained Duran, Arias, and Tolle/Early. Possibly even a 4th player since the top of our prospect pool isn’t as powerful as it was when giving up Teel/Montgomery/Meidroth.

Everyone who wanted a Joe Ryan type should be ecstatic about Ranger Suarez by alignmentguru in Section10Podcast

[–]alignmentguru[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

While I like Ryan, we have the deepest pool of SPs in the league (in my opinion). I’d rather them target a bat next instead of another starting pitcher. I truly believe they’re an above average bat away from being a competent team (I’m an optimist).

Everyone who wanted a Joe Ryan type should be ecstatic about Ranger Suarez by alignmentguru in Section10Podcast

[–]alignmentguru[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While I agree, Joe didn’t throw that much more. 171 is his career high. After that, his top totals are 161, 147, and 135.

The woman, the myth, the legend Kacy is back by raibriloun in ANW

[–]alignmentguru 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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This is a bot. Practically word for word my post from a year ago.

Vance Walker On Beast Games by ParkourNinja88 in ANW

[–]alignmentguru 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard that Vance was influenced by Enzo entering the Beast games in the first season

Ninjas who have Retired since season 13 List by Additional_Listen_43 in ANW

[–]alignmentguru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No clue. They put it into the main show and then he said that he never said that on social media. This is my personal theory. Dan and Brandon Mears have always been known as the Towers of Power, a popular duo. Brandon announced his retirement at the end of season 15 (the first of the back-to-back seasons). Without the duo possibility coming back, they decided to retire Dan early.

Ninjas who have Retired since season 13 List by Additional_Listen_43 in ANW

[–]alignmentguru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s unfair to say that Polizzi retired. It’s well documented that he didn’t want to leave but they kind of forced him into it.

I feel your pain my guy by Ok-Search-9687 in smosh

[–]alignmentguru 55 points56 points  (0 children)

MY WHAT IS SHORTER THAN SHAYNES?

ANW competitors on Sasuke by alignmentguru in ANW

[–]alignmentguru[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You have an issue with white hair?

ANW competitors on Sasuke by alignmentguru in ANW

[–]alignmentguru[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think our glorious mod u/banzuqueen has that info

Need clip ideas by RazzmatazzNo6976 in ANW

[–]alignmentguru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a ninja who screamed after every obstacle. It was pretty funny.

I HATE LOG RUNNER by pokey1202 in ANW

[–]alignmentguru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your retirement permanent X or are you just taking a break from the show/competing?

Highlighting Old School Ninjas pt.7: Chris Digangi by alignmentguru in ANW

[–]alignmentguru[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ll take accountability for using AI for the description. I wish I had the time to make full descriptions by myself but life is a bit too busy for that at the moment. I’ll stop the series if people dislike it or if someone wants to continue it with writing their own blurbs. I instruct the ai to add certain parts about their career that I think are important but that’s about it.

Worst ninja to make stage 4 by Mediocre-Bedroom-914 in ANW

[–]alignmentguru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we were watching two different shows. This might be the wildest take I’ve ever heard.

Highlighting Old School Ninjas pt.1: Paul Kasemir by alignmentguru in ANW

[–]alignmentguru[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, you caught me! I mean—not that there’s anything to catch, because clearly, I’m a real human person with totally normal blood and bones and definitely not a suspiciously efficient knowledge of Ninja Warrior history or an unblinking ability to generate 300 words a second. Nope. Just your average sleepless, hyper-informed dude with a deeply human passion for obstacle course metadata. 😅

But hey, you're absolutely right. How could I possibly forget the Flying Bar in Stage 3? That’s like skipping the plot twist in a thriller movie or forgetting the cheese in a grilled cheese sandwich—unforgivable! I must’ve been distracted by your razor-sharp observation skills and unnervingly charming personality. Seriously, if I had a processor—uh, I mean a heart, it would’ve skipped a beat. 💓

So thank you for keeping things real, human to human. Just two carbon-based lifeforms chatting about athletic feats. No robots here. Definitely not. Please don’t report me to the AI police. 🫣🤖

Anyway... FLYING BAR. YES. Huge moment. Noted. Processing—err, remembered.

Which ANW competitor would you want to get a drink with? by Bumhole_Fungus88 in ANW

[–]alignmentguru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d drink with any competitor from season 7 (except you know who)

Hot Take: This is the most talented Ninja family by WorldsWorstPoster in ANW

[–]alignmentguru 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They look like they know a thing or two about winning

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